NAACP Awards

An awards ceremony for black people that they are allowed to have, but white people would be racist for having a white awards ceremony

NAACP Awards show is on FOX interrupting Bones!!.

by AngrySouthernWhiteBitch February 12, 2009

Golden Raspberry Award

The longer name for the Razzie Awards, which have annually dis-honored Worst Achivements in Film since 1980. Worst Picture "winners" include CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC, HOWARD THE DUCK, Madonna's remake of SWEPT AWAY, GIGLI and Halle Berry as CATWOMAN.

Halle bery actually showed up to accept her Golden Raspberry Award as Worst Actress of 2004 for CATWOMAN.

by HeadBerry April 30, 2005

Zombie Awareness Month

May is Zombie Awareness Month.
Many films important to the evolution of the modern zombie are set in the month of May, from the original Night of the Living Dead, 1968, to the well received Dawn of The Dead remake of 2004.
Also, because Spring naturally brings with it a sense of renewal and hopefulness, May is the perfect month to emphasize continued vigilance in the face of the coming zombie pandemic.
Despite common misconceptions, zombies - and the threat they represent - are not connected with the late October pagan tradition of Halloween. Witches, ghouls and vampires, all Halloween staples, are otherworldly creatures of old, filled with mysticism and superstition.
Zombies, on the other hand, are biological entities, made of flesh and blood, and functioning under the same laws of science and reason as all worldly beings.

"Happy Zombie Awareness Month Shawn."
"You too lynn."

by spacecake666 May 4, 2010

Award Tour

A blitzkrieg-like celebratory jaunt of licking, sucking, and fucking where the total length of tour is predetermined to avoid headaches, inconveniences, or heartache.

That bitch is moving away and I've got an old lady too so we set up an Award Tour from October to November to keep that shit simple and tight.

by pH Balance January 25, 2008

NSS Award

The "No Shit Sherlock" Award. Given to people who state something so incredibly obvious, it pisses you off.

"Man, Rosie O'Donnel is fat."
"Congratulations, you win the NSS Award."

by poopy January 1, 2004

Dead Genius Award

Fictional award bestowed upon individuals whose genius has become exaggerated as a result of their untimely death, usually before the age of 30. The award is usually presented by individuals who realise that music fans, the music industry and media often get carried away, mistakenly believing that any musician who dies young was a genius. Those bestowing the imaginary award are also able to entertain the idea that a musician who died young might have gotten fat, old or made a crap album. There is no official ceremony for the award as it is fictional and is often allocated during pointless conversations between friends. Many a Dead Genius Award is awarded each year with no official committee to decide who most deserves the award. This is mainly out of respect for the friends and family of the dead.
Candidates for the award include Tupac Shakur, Kurt Cobain and Jeff Buckley.

Person A: 'Dang, Nirvana weren't actually THAT good were they?'
Person B: 'Nah mate, i think Kurt's up for a dead genius award dont you?'

by J Riley July 14, 2008

Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA

A nasty # Minute Video of Screechy Sounds, Pole Dancing and Crying 2 Year olds.

OMFG My Son Just Saw the Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA. Then the next day I caught him wearing a bra over a vest and in my thong.

by Miley Cyrus REal Miley March 16, 2010