asstron

A robotic ass.

holy schizer! would ya look at that asstron.

by Jesus December 12, 2003

Asstrogen

1. The hormone produced by a homosexual from the testes.
2. The retarded sister hormone of estrogen.
3. The drunk way of saying "astronaut."

1. Dude your asstrogen is rubbing off on me, so stop sticking that pencil up your butt!
2. Wh-when u grow up I wanna be an asstrogen.

by Tordog March 11, 2009

ASSFROW

Absolutely the coolest online poker, forum troll ever.

ASSFROW 12 tables fishdonks on Pokerstars while trolling asshats on the Jeep forums.

by I am me and not you August 19, 2013

asstroker

noun: a wimpy girly boy.
verb: a gay sexual act
adj: a pansy.

My ex-boyfriend was a total asstroker so i had to break up with him

by sweetchick007 September 3, 2006

assfriend

someone whos friends face is an ass,

JAMES PEOPLES: yo yo fam, check out my friend
ADAM LEE: Lollermabs.. Look at his face, its an assfriend

by metalfist February 8, 2008

assrose

crumpled toilet paper dowsed in blood after wiping

usu. a test if the anal cavity is bleeding

I just had an assrose and i think it's time to see a doctor.

by AllabastorMaroe October 4, 2011

asstroturf

An ass, most commonly male, that is covered in a thick nasty layer of hair

the girl pulled his pants off and was disgusted at his asstroturf...

by zizdsthgskbfgb February 15, 2012