assistibator

n. Someone who helps you masturbate

I was feeling a little horny, so I called up Gritz's sister to come over and be my assistibator. She's a top-notch assistibator.

by This Fucking Guy January 31, 2014

assetious

adj. - having the characteristics of an asset; to be of some value.

Though Tommy was annoying, he had certain connections, making him an assetious member of the group.

by dreamerdiver January 14, 2015

Assistabator

A person that helps another person masturbate.

Gary has no hands and needs help getting off, so he enlists the help of a friend who assists him with masturbating. Therefore his friend is an assistabator.

by CreamBunBros July 1, 2014

Assess the situation

To take care of business, to do what you gotta do. -Noah Rouse

That guy is talking to bae! Aight bruh, I'm bouta assess the situation.

by Noah Rouse January 27, 2016

Assette

Assette is a person who hates being referred to as ass-ette, a person who is awesomely weird and is one of a kind, is quite short and funny.... She is also a massive weeaboo

Guy 1: wow that chick is such an assette.

Guy 2: woah dude that's mean, she's more of a goddess

by Pags1243 August 20, 2016

Assistant Principal

The one the principal sleeps with to completely monopolize the school board.

Person 1: Have you talked to the Assistant Principal recently?
Person 2: No, I don’t think so.
Person 1: That’s because she was fired after being caught sleeping with the principal.
Person 2: Oh my god really, that’s insane!
Person 1: I know!

by 4:31Time April 23, 2020

Asbestos Queen

jojo siwa is the asbestos queen. this is after her Claire's makeup products were found to contain asbestos.

you: hey, did you hear how jojo siwa's makup contains asbestos?

me: yes of course, she's the asbestos queen!

by ripfreespeech May 11, 2020