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jojo siwa, the little bratty blonde girl that was on dance moms who’s hairline is receding and needs some jesus. she’s also talks at the speed of light.
jojo: heywishvsiwoendveikwbevdjwksnbfdhdkbxbd
person 1: what did she say?
person 2: idk man she’s jojo siwa
by goatpenis69 January 13, 2019
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the demon you see in your room at night during sleep paralysis
mommy! bow lady is back!”
go away jojo siwa!”
by obviouslyella November 18, 2018
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A 16 year-old who has so much influence on children and young teens today, and all she does is yell obnoxiously and promotes her brand. Her brand is so bloody shitty and literally disgusting. Her makeup, that was sold at Claire's, was recalled because it had high levels of asbestos, which causes cancer, and she blamed it on her production team. It's disgusting how big corporations would do business with her, parents would endorse this kind of behavior in children, and how people love her 'amazing and fun attitude and out look on life'. It is blood revolting how she conducts herself and her online persona. She does things that no one else would ever do because we would punished and ridiculed for such a thing. It is just so sad how parents would want their kids to go into life just as Jojo has because at some point the children are going to grow up and see that life is not what was promised. She advertises herself as a loveable, loud, quirky, pink wearing 16 year-old when actually she does it for money. She wouldn't price tickets so high if she wasn't, and it's crazy how parents have turned so blind.
This sort of isn't a definition, but it is so I would really like for it to go viral because people need to hear the truth about this. I couldn't say everything I wanted to say because I don't know if it is 100% true. Sorry it is lengthy but it is true and has reasoning. And as the same age as Jojo it is just bloody impossible to understand how she has not matured.

person 1- "Who is Jojo Siwa?"

person 2- "Shush!! Don't say her name so loud."

person 1- "why n-"
Jojo Siwa_ "GCXDFYUIGTF!!!!!VGTYDFYUFG!WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER VIDIEO!!!!"
person 1&2- "FUCC!!!! RUN!!!!"
by weirdness_knows August 08, 2019
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A spoiled youtuber that has fucking 10 million subscribers
You know jojo siwa? Yeah the brat that has 10 million goddamn subscribers on YouTube.
by Bigyoshifat July 07, 2019
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Jojo siwa is a spooky thing. Shes like the demon you see in the corner of your room at night. Her ponytail it legit looks like her scalp. Shes balding at the age of 15. Also when she speaks it sounds like some weird language. Beware of the bows, they will get cha.
Omg last night I saw jojo siwa
Omg me 2 I couldn't understand anything she was saying!
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by AnythingIsPossiblee September 04, 2018
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a young girl who got famous off of Dance Moms and her crazy mom. her song "boomerang" is cancer in its purest form, and she acts like a 9 year old, wearing all pink and huge bows. she will definitely end up a stripper with a name like "jojo"
person 1: ew WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
person 2: my new JOJO BOW!
person 1: you're SUCH a JoJo Siwa. youre 15 years old!
by jakepaulsucksdick August 03, 2017
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wears ugly bows and has click bated vids and is for some reason very famous. She is very childish and has no life at all. Im surprised her family loves her. She was a terrible dancer and always acts like a spoiled brat. Will eventually marry jake paul, then get in a divorce and marry his brother logan.
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