Almaguerilla Mask

When you shave your beard and save the clippings then masturbate to completion and spread your ejaculate on your face then sprinkle your beard clippings onto your ejaculate-covered face and create a new beard.

My homeboy shaved his beard off but immediately regretted it, so he he came on his face and gave himself an Almaguerilla Mask.

by Calendar Boy September 12, 2020

Alaxing

When you take laxative, forget and then fast for 40+ hours, spending 28 hours of it in ketosis...

“Steve, you spent 28 hours in Ketosis and took laxatives? That’s Alaxing!” “Is that so? Then I alaxed the shit out of the toilet half hour ago....”

by Glimmer December 10, 2020

Almansplaining

When an alman accuses other people, who are much better versed in a specific topic, with the subject of ignorance because of their knowledge from the mainstream media, television scientists or a documentary, insisting that the other is wrong.

Even non Germans can be affected by “almansplaining” since the word “alman” refers to a person who is willless, government-loyal and who inevitably follows all calls from the established authority.

Oh look, Sascha almansplaining Mehmet again about his religion

Mehmet almansplaining again a nurse again about covid...

by CihMcsev January 19, 2021

almark

Generous, understanding, smart, and very talented. He is as sharp and as quick-witted as Jim Carrey on speed, but he can also sometimes be brooding like Marlon Brando. He's a strange one, but he will leave you laughing anytime you see him. He has a cute self-consciousness about him that is very charming. He is so gifted that everything just comes to him naturally and effortlessly, but he genuinely thinks he sucks at everything when in fact he doesn't. Which is fine, because that makes him try ten times harder than anybody else at anything that he does. He is also very tough. Stories tell of him wrestling a pack of hungry coyotes that were messing with his cat. Don't ask what happened to those coyotes. He's just one of those few people that have a commanding presence about them, and you instantly recognize him when he steps into a room. Mere mortals tremble by his very presence, but he doesn't see you this way. He is never judgmental towards others, which is refreshing to see. He is very empathetic and always wants to relate to others. I think he's an artist, and a damn good one, but he cringes when hearing that word. He has great difficulty receiving compliments, of all things, and I cannot figure out why. Did I mention he's handsome? He looks like Johnny Depp. On a bad day. His wit, humor, handsomeness, and all around awesomeness, makes me think that he is the reincarnation of Cary Grant.

Almark is a gifted one.

by Ginji0205 June 8, 2021

Almana

Almana means diamond. She is bright, kind and beautiful inside and out.

Wow, more people should be like Almana.

by Popijednu November 22, 2021

Almah

a beautiful hardworking girl with a very big heart.

we love and respect Almah

by me001 November 22, 2021

Almas

Almas means Diamond Or Adamant. Almas is a very introvert but very extrovert type of a person. Almas has 2 personalities or persay uncountable personalities for every situation Almas
comes across. Most commonly Almas is very introvert and overthinks a lot which is why Almas looks like a bitch But on the other hand Almas is an extreme extrovert kind & jolly girl who everyone loves. Almas has super Anger issues (you would not want to see them ) which Almas controls in the most Amazing ways (good for you) . Almas never lies and expects the same from others. Almas gives weird and fantastic vibes maybe because Almas is a Scorpio. Almas loves to Eat & Sleep. Everyone loves Almas. (except haters) Almas is a gem of a person.

"Almas is so friendly !"

by ScorpionBitch November 23, 2021