When you don't tell someone they're adopted their entire lives. They submit their DNA to ancestry and people tell them not to that it's fake and doesn't work anyway. And then their DNA comes back not matching their family and you tell them that it must be contaminated or they mixed up the kits.
The adoption catfishing ended at her adoptive mom's funeral. A well-meaning relative told her and now she gets to deal with her grief, the shock of finding out she's adopted and no one to ask questions to.
by LordViper June 27, 2021
This is the act of shouting surprize right before you kidnap someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.
Surprize Adoption Scenario1: *guy kidnaps girl*
Girl: HELP!!!
*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*
Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!
*They all lived happily ever after*
Girl: HELP!!!
*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*
Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!
*They all lived happily ever after*
by The Riktor Scale May 24, 2011
ollie adoption day is the day my cat oliver got adopted, please make it a national holiday. August 3rd! Please make oliver famous he is really fat and cute:)
by Slayqueen20205027 August 03, 2022
The thing that someone says whenever they are about to lose an argument so they say the most petty thing imaginable, "ur adopted"
by Flordian Definitions December 06, 2023
In a sports team or club. any class member above a freshman can pick a freshman they vibe with and like the most. But also comes with free bullying from upper class member and can make fun of them but of course can be the most helpful to freshman and help them with anything.
2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
by stankorb March 16, 2021