absolute bollocks

An expression of disbelief or disagreement

You drank three bottles of vodka? Absolute bollocks!

by motocycologist May 23, 2009

Absolute Unit

Someone who would be considered muscular or horribly overweight and has a unormally large body type.

I wouldn’t mess with Tommy over there he is an absolute unit.

by Mr. Obelisk December 3, 2018

absofuckable

absolutely with no doubt in your mind the most fuckable woman on this earth. Perfect Fuck

Did you see Christine she is absofuckable. I would definitely drink her bathwater.

by Thunderpants. August 22, 2010

AbsoGlor

Absolutely Glorious

Abbreviation made famous by the great E.J.A. Used in reference to any wonderfully glorious idea or event in life and any of your friends lives. To let everyone know how truly magnificent they really are.

The goals you posted to "The Goals Project" page on Facebook are AbsoGlor!

by name already being used by... December 22, 2010

absolove

(ab-so-love) (v) : the act of "absolutely loving" something
(c) the guy in the bowtie may 14, 2011

omg, i absolove this stuff

by guyinthebowtie June 8, 2011

absolutively

certain

do you like girls ? absolutively !

by PompousDeviant December 5, 2011

Absofruitalicious

A word used to describe meat that tastes SO GOOD that it would also taste good with fruit. Also can mean fruit that tastes really good or even things that aren't fruit that taste like fruit.

1. This pork is absofruitalicious. Pass me the fuckin raspberries!
2. Okay who made this strawberry shortcake? It's absofruitalicious!
3. Silly rabbit. Trix are for kids!

by spotchman January 2, 2012