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auto nut

Press button to jizz every 5 minutes
by YoNun July 21, 2017
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Auto-correxting

A means of blaming your phone every time you text something you wish you hadn't
Girlfriend: You're really bad at drawing lol
Boyfriend: Wtf
Girlfriend: Stupid autocorrect. meant, "you should get a degree in drawing"
Boyfriend: I know you're auto-correxting. We're through.
by LoL Champion Definitions November 14, 2016
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auto blumpkano

The act of giving oneself a blumpkin.
Did you hear about Matt last night? Heard he got so drunk he gave himself an auto blumpkano!
by pigy_G December 15, 2010
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Auto-yeet

The process of unconsciously throwing oneself away from something, often happens when electrocuted.
“Dude! Are you okay?! You got electrocuted!”
“Yeah, don’t worry, I auto-yeeted away from the wire so I only crashed into a wall.”
by YoungestOfTheThree March 12, 2020
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auto sniper

A nickname for the two sniper rifles in Counter-Strike that don't have to be cocked after every shot.

In the older verions of CS it was a more powerful gun (the G3, originally available to both teams) that flew under the radar despite people like me dominating with it to the point of disbelief and worship by opponents and teammates. Like the current auto snipers, the G3 was never accurate on the first shot which made shooting, retreating, and shooting again impossible.

When it was given increased accuracy, people started to complain about it. Then the accuracy was lowered again and another auto sniper was introduced and the two became team-specific.

It is often banned even when the 'AWP' isn't because people get frustrated when they are killed by an auto sniper, not because it is an uber gun like the AWP. The Scout is never banned, and is "silenced" which is why you can't hear it from a distance.

The auto snipers are more difficult to use than the regular snipers since you have to sit in the same spot and shoot very slowly to be accurate and can easily be killed by someone not in your scope or anyone with a regular sniper. Because of this it is rarely used and is only good under very specific conditions.
i freaking hate gettng kiled by a auto sniper !
by stealthypantystealer August 8, 2009
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auto-tune

A computer software program that will correct minor imperfections in a person's singing pitch. Contrary to popular belief, Auto-Tune does not make terrible singers into great singers. Auto-Tune simply snaps an out of pitch note to the closest semitone (meaning if the singer is completely out of key, Auto-Tune can actually make them sound worse by snapping the pitch of their voice to the wrong semitone).
1st guy: Pop music sucks. All it is is talentless nobodies that use Auto-Tune to make them sound good.

2nd guy: Idiot. Shows how much you know. Auto-Tune isn't the miracle worker people think it is.
by kut17 May 17, 2011
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Auto Fellaciao

Where one sucks his own dick
Boy 1: Damn just found out about auto fellaciao
Boy 2: the fucks that?
Boy 1: Lemme show you ;)
by JizzyDSoundcloud May 28, 2018
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