A clear bag of smashed assholes

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

by Jumpingrat September 4, 2008

urban dictionary assholes

somebody who writes definitions on urban dictionary with the sole purpose of pissing somebody off.

man 1 dude did you see my name on urban dictionary

man 2 yah dude that was a dick move probably one of those urban dictionary assholes

by ilovekaylamarieodellhater October 2, 2011

first asshole

a person who leaves a comment on something on the internet but leaves no more than ''first comment''

COMMENT BOX:

asshole123: first comment! i win!

999satan666: first asshole!

by t j August 21, 2008

schrodinger asshole

some one who says racist or out of pocket shit and acts like its a joke or not based off the peoples reaction.

elijah: I dont think black people should vote.
sam: IDK thats kinda fucked up
elijah:hey man its just a joke
sam:typical schrodinger asshole move

by Rusty767 November 22, 2022

Asshole Finger

When someone goes in for a fist bump and instead of bumping his/her fist you just give them the finger or the bird. An awesome trick that usually makes the recipient ashamed or really sad.

Scott thought he made a joke that deserved a fist bump. John disagreed and gave him the asshole finger instead. Scott was bummed.

by Stanley Roper September 14, 2010

arrogant asshole

A guy who believes he is the greatest thing that ever exist on Earth when the reality is he has mental issues relating to his ego

Any male character on MTV's The Hills; Spencer is such an arrogant asshole, I can't believe a girl could actually have respect for him

by Elle Mann May 8, 2008

asshole baby

A person that is so vile and idotic that they must have been born from their mother's asshole instead of the birth canal.

That dude has no idea what he's talking about. What an asshole baby.

by country123a April 28, 2007