Yoda Asian Jedi

A phrase used by non-asians as a way of acknowledging an asian for his/her superior skills in math, tennis, cooking, drinking, or chess.

A corruption/improvement of the archaic phrase "You're the Asian, Jedi." Although currently in disuse, it is still widely used in a galaxy far away somewhere.

Matt: "Oh skillz, I got a B+ on my Algebra 2 test today!"

Sarah: "Good job, now I'll let you try my awesome beef stew I made just for you!"

Yin: "Psssh whatever, my Yakisoba still owns which I made WHILE acing my Calculus test!"

"Damn! Yoda Asian Jedi!!!"

by toppernotch6 May 17, 2010

subtle asian traits

A congregation of Asians on Facebook obsessed with boba, asian food, and being Asian. Consists of redundant memes, yet you still end up spending 4 hours on the toilet scrolling through. If you're not in it, you're not a true Asian.

Asian friend: Hey, did you check out that post on subtle asian traits that I tagged you in?
You: You've tagged me in 200 of them in the past hour, which one?

by Your Neighborhood Crystalker November 26, 2018

Asian Kung Fu Generation

A great Japanese Rock band that isnt Visual. Consists of 4 members; Gotoh Masafumi on Guitar & Vocals, Kita Kensuke on Guitar, Yamada Takahiro on Bass, and Ijichi Kiyoshi on Drums. They have all been influenced by such american bands as Weezer, Radiohead, The Beatles, Oasis, Smashing Pumpkins, Petshop Boys, and many others including other japanese bands. Their style and way of playing is very original in the japanese alternative rock genre that is usually dominated by visual bands.

"The Loop & Loop PV was great!"
"AKF is one of my favorite bands!"

by Andrew Mitchell April 5, 2005

asian fail

Getting a test score below 90%.

With the possibilty of being dissowned by your asian parents.

Usually used by girls in mostly asian schools (eg: mac.rob).

1:
Girls talking:

girl 1 (asian): omg!! i got 88% on my maths test!!!

girl 2(asian): omg!! that's soo bad!!

girl 3(white): *sighs* asian fail...


2:
girl 1(asian):my mum's gonna kill - i got real shit on my test!!!

girl 2(asian): i know!! 88% is my worst score EVER!!! we've sooo failed...

by zabiiy March 4, 2009

Asia

AsIA is beautiful girl who is always there for her friends no matter what. She will always help you when your down. Hard to forget her ex but will always come up with ways to cheer herself up. She forgives very easily but her heart is fragile. If you know a Asia then try to keep her, she'll always have your back. She is also good at comebacks.

Person1: did you hear Asia's bf broke up with her?
Persom2: she must be shattered.
Asia (talking to her ex): YOU ARE LIKE A PENNY 2 FACED AND WORTHLESS.*KICKS LOCKER* (this actually happend)

by Hi welcome to Chill's February 2, 2019

Asim Riaz

Most Good looking man to be ever born. He is the most desirable man of India. His charm and looks make every girl swoon over him. He is a real winner in life. He has millions of fans (Nafis is one of them) including many big names. He is an international model and actor.

Asim Riaz is very real,inspiring,fearless and wise. His fandom called #AsimSquad is the best fandom in the world.

Hey Alice, I want you to become like Asim Riaz.

by asimnaf123 September 20, 2020

asım

asım is the best boyfriend you can ever get.

My boyfriend is asım.

by Lunar Strawberry January 30, 2020