Apple 

Why the fuck are you looking up the definition of apple?

You should know what apples are.

Apple by Are You For Real? July 30, 2014

Apple 

Why the fuck are you looking up the definition of apples? ITS A FUCKIN FRUIT!

I ate the red fuckin apple

Apple by Spidernoises February 6, 2015

Apple 

Not an orange.

Apples and oranges.

Apple by Sergsune June 1, 2016

apple 

A tasty looking but violent fruit that scares people away, mostly doctors. These misinterpreted fruit might look delicious, but you must resist the temptation too. Even in fairy tales, an apple almost kills because its poisoned, but of course with the most powerful force in the world, love, saves a princess. These aren't the only food to being going bad.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

apple by TheBaconMANIAC July 7, 2016

Apple 

1) Fruit that grows on trees

2) Company founded by Steve Jobs and is now owned by Tim Cook

1) Mmmmm... This apple is so tasty

2) Apple is the company that created the IPhone

Apple by MutsKun November 9, 2016

Apple 

When you look up pineapple and want to see what happens when you look up apple

Josh: iMa cHeCk wHat ApPle sAyS

Apple by Apple idiot December 20, 2018

Apple 

What are you fucking stupid? You eat these things and it tastes good so why wonder what it is?

I’m hungry for an apple

Apple by The obnoxious smartass February 6, 2019