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apple

a yum fruit that is red or green
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Buy pc.
Apple is a virus, it will destroy your life
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Apples

Another word for breasts or tits.

People incorrectly replace this word for another fruit known as "melons".

Fuck you Aiden
Woah! She's got some cracking Apples!
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A company that makes the same phone every fucking time just bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller just like my fucking penis. And where the fuck is the IPhone 9?????!!!!!
Apple: we are announcing a IPhone 20 that is baciscally the same as the IPhone X just as small as the IPhone 6!!!
by Ms.Gin April 26, 2019
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(N)The big brother of technology

(N)The worlds greatest spy
1.My phone was hacked by Apple
2.My iPhone camera is always on because Apple is watching me.
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A species from the planet Spacet Ree in a galaxy roughly translated to Fuck Shit Fuck Cunt Crap. They can reproduce asexually, but have the ability to mate with nearly every known species in the known universe. They have three races: red, yellow, and green, but they can be mixed. They have existed long before the earth had formed, and the apples colonized that planet before humans existed. Their gender can be found by the number of seeds found inside. 0to10 is female, and 11to-0 is male. An apple invented a technique to harness the energy from the mitochondrion to perform extreme tasks in the event that oxygen and nitrogen are not present in the body. They prefer temperatures around -35°F because that is the temperature they are used to, but they speed up and slow down the vibrations of their molecules to match the environment around them. They have been in a near constant state of war for the past fifty trillion years because of a senator messed up a trade route.
An apple landed on Mars 16 1/2 years ago, accidentally insulted the king of the Martian goblins, and was sentenced to anti mercy.
by Doctr Garlick 7248 March 3, 2020
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1: a fucking round red fruit that everyone calls an apple

2: a name for a girl who wants to be fucked
1: Look at that bastard eating an apple

2: WAIT WRONG APPLE
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