afternooner

Sexual intercourse during the lunch hour or afternoon hours.

After the afternooner I had, I am too tired this evening.

by nick_f May 12, 2010

afterswoon

To get swooned in the afternoon

R: *Does something sexy at 3pm
L: "Oh my good golly gosh. You just afterswooned me."

by LORRC November 14, 2016

Afterning

The time where americans are awake in the morning and britain is in the afternoon

"it's 8:00am here so Good afterning Amercians and Brits"

by Victory Screech June 8, 2020

afterpoop

the remaining poop left after pooping that broke off in the butt and is too small to squeeze out

"Hey, mark did you have a good poop?"
"No. there was a ton of afterpoop and I took me forever to wipe."

by froste May 3, 2013

afterpoo

1. A remnant of poo in your underwear, due to the lack of sufficient butt-wiping.
2. a dingleberry

Something smells. Do you have afterpoo in your shorts? Tell the truth.

by Jed Hunsaker September 11, 2006

afterboner

the boner you still have after masturbating or having sex before going flaccid. It usually lasts a minute and makes it hard to put clothes on.

Franklin tried to piss after sex, but his afterboner made pee go everywhere.

by gamervolcano May 4, 2015

afterjoint

To smoke an afterjoint is to have a cigarette after you smoke a spliff

Dude pass me a smoke I need an afterjoint

by dbstar March 16, 2009