replacium

The element from which politicians, jobsworths, Hollywood action movies, Animorphs books and IKEA furniture are made. Most people will find it impossible to notice or care about any differences between multiple things made of replacium.

"I can't really decide who to vote for. Any suggestions?"
"No. It doesn't matter. They're all made of replacium anyway. Whoever becomes president is going to bomb a Middle Eastern country, incarcerate dark-skinned people, and subsidise agribusiness."

by NorCur August 25, 2011

Replicide.

The act of murdering one's own clone or magical or scientifically created duplicate. (ex: Thomas Riker from Star Trek: The Next Generation is created in a transporter accident.) Falling somewhere on the moral ambiguity scale between murder and suicide, most legal systems do not have a consistent precedent in place for determining whether or not this action is criminal or self-determination.

William Riker would have been better off doing a Replicide.

by Rhook Shaman April 4, 2019

replacement theory

You're insightful if you notice it and think it's good.
You're a conspiracy theorist if you notice it and think it's bad.

Tucker Carlson is engaging in debunked conspiracy theories when he peddles the racist "replacement theory." The government is not using waves of immigrants to replace white Americans.

by Clausewitz May 18, 2023

Total replacement therapy

When something is so badly damaged that the only option is to get a new one; it might be a critical component, or the whole thing.

"Can you fix it ?"

"No. Your hard drive is screwed. Total replacement therapy is indicated."

"Bugger !"

by eighth of seven February 6, 2010

raped the replay button

Watching a video on youtube or another site and constantly pressing the replay button everytime it finishes.

Hey did you listen to that song I told you about??
Yeah man I totally raped the replay button!

by replay button rapist January 16, 2011

replowned

A combination of owned and reply. When a n00b fails to use the reply button properly and posts a new comment about the same topic as the comment directly above.

*First Post*
Bob:Who sits under the table and texts?

Scott replied: i sit on the table and text


*Second Post*
Matt: id sit under the table and text

VC Charlie replied:i'd find the reply button

Deeeeeees Nuts replied: replowned

by Scott_390 February 24, 2009

Repliku

A character from Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories. Created by Vexen from data taken from the real Riku. Repliku then attacked, and lost to the real one, then confronted Sora, but also lost. His memories were then switched by Namine, thinking he and her were childhood friends. With his new memories, he found Sora, and warned him to stay away from Namine, but when it appeared they both had the same memory, they fought, but Repliku lost once more. Sora and Repliku continued their fights on the floors of Castle Oblivion. On their last fight, Repliku cheated, and was about to kill Sora, when Namine stepped in and destroyed his heart, turning him into a lifeless puppet (metaphor, not really a puppet). On the final floor, Sora confronted Marluxia, and the latter asked Sora if he would give up his heart like Repliku, but then the clone stepped in, not knowing how he was still alive, decided to join forces with Sora, and defeat Marluxia. They eventually did, but Repliku rejected Sora's offer to help him. He wondered off, eventually being found by Axel, who told him if he killed Zexion, he would gain more powers. He did, and with his new powers, he fought the real Riku at Twilight Town. Repliku lost, and before fading away, asked what happens to a fake's heart. Riku answered the same place as his. Repliku laughed at this, and died. Although not his real name, Repliku is used by his fans to give him more of a character.

Riku Fan: The real Riku owns Repliku!
Repliku Fan: Bull crap! Repliku would've won if he let Namine die, but he didn't cause he's a kind an compassionate person! Without a heart as big as a lion!
Riku Fan: Okay...

by Morghman August 6, 2009