replowned 

A combination of owned and reply. When a n00b fails to use the reply button properly and posts a new comment about the same topic as the comment directly above.

*First Post*
Bob:Who sits under the table and texts?

Scott replied: i sit on the table and text


*Second Post*
Matt: id sit under the table and text

VC Charlie replied:i'd find the reply button

Deeeeeees Nuts replied: replowned

replowned by Scott_390 February 24, 2009

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- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
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- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.

The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009

roflowned 

Roflowned is actually 9 words in one, surprisingly.

ROFL = Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
Owned = being dominated by someone/something.

So basically, you're getting laughed at because you got owned.

YOUR GIRLFRIEND DUMPED YOU WHEN YOU WERE GONNA PROPOSE TO HER? ROFLOWNED!1

roflowned by Johnny Ta September 22, 2005

retrowned 

To beat someone at a classic or original game that is considered 'Retro'.

"Dude, you got retrowned!"
"I retrowed that guy at pac man".

retrowned by Gary Mcintyre December 28, 2005

replond

re·plond (ri-plond)
v. re·plond·ed, re·plond·ing, re·plonds

v. intr.
To make a reply; answer. See Synonyms at answer, respond, or reply.
To act in return or in answer.

v. tr.
To give as a reply; answer.

(Middle English: replonden, from Old French: replondre, from Latin: replondere: re- + plondere, to promise; see plond: in Indo-European roots.)

It was so ominous that he was lethargic with that obvious look in his eyes, that not a syllable did he replond.

He replonded that no one would go, to which I asked, "wherefore"?

She always replonds to all of her spam messages from Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

replond by Brian & Boris April 14, 2008

replonding

when you mean to say replying but you say responding and mix the words

My Brother: He isn't replonding!

replonding by Adam Roach December 4, 2007

replond

re·plond (ri-plond)
v. re·plond·ed, re·plond·ing, re·plonds

v. intr.
To make a reply; answer.
To act in return or in answer.
See Synonyms at answer, respond, or reply.

v. tr.
To give as a reply; answer.

(Middle English: replonden, from Old French: replondre, from Latin: replondere: re- + plondere, to promise; see plond: in Indo-European roots.)

I left her a message hours ago, how long is it gonna take for her to replond?

replond by Warszawski May 21, 2008