Sps is a place where many things originate, like vaping and gay nigger sex.
Gay nigger sex usually occurs with sloths. Sloths are those 6th graders with no life. And vaping is occurred daily by 8th graders who want to die b4 their grandparents and like same gender.
Gay nigger sex usually occurs with sloths. Sloths are those 6th graders with no life. And vaping is occurred daily by 8th graders who want to die b4 their grandparents and like same gender.
by anonymous June 12, 2022
Get the Spsmug. by Google en passantHolyhellnewre August 14, 2024
Get the Razvan(SP)mug. 1. "Service Provider", used in "escort review" forums to refer to a working girl, painted lady, lady of the night...
2> "Standard Play", the shortest runtime on media formats which offer a choice between SP (standard play), LP (long play), EP (extended play). For instance , the VHS video home system had T120 as the standard videocassette, which held two hours (120 minutes) of SDTV on SP, four hours on LP, six hours on EP. The lowest denominator (supported from the first VHS VCR onward) was SP, which forced some particularly long feature films (like Mario Puzo's "Godfather" series) onto a second cassette.
3. "Service Pack" in software version numbering; "WinXP SP3" was Windows XP, Service Pack 3, for example.
2> "Standard Play", the shortest runtime on media formats which offer a choice between SP (standard play), LP (long play), EP (extended play). For instance , the VHS video home system had T120 as the standard videocassette, which held two hours (120 minutes) of SDTV on SP, four hours on LP, six hours on EP. The lowest denominator (supported from the first VHS VCR onward) was SP, which forced some particularly long feature films (like Mario Puzo's "Godfather" series) onto a second cassette.
3. "Service Pack" in software version numbering; "WinXP SP3" was Windows XP, Service Pack 3, for example.
I miss the VHS days. It wasn't HDTV, but when you booked an SP you actually had two hours to "get off".
by bitchuck September 17, 2024
Get the SPmug. Soft Porn Saturday. When you get together with the girls, crawl into one bed and watch an obscene amount of soft porn together on a saturday.
by sistersweat April 16, 2023
Get the SPSmug. 
Commonly referred to as « super promise » for simplification purposes, SP actually stands for « Samuel Pumpkins ».
Placed in a sentence, SP means that the preceding or following statement is the undisputable truth.
SP refers to the tragic history of Samuel Pumpkins, a young man that used gross and blatant lies in his everyday life to harm others. He was once approached by the divine, who told him that he could never lie. He then pursued his life honestly, without lying anymore and spreading happiness and joy around him. He married the love of his life, Marguerite Pumpkins, and the couple watched their children grow as the seasons went by.
One day, one of his children, Brutus Pumpkins, was involved in a deadly bank robbery. He was summoned to court facing a charge that could lead to a death sentence. Being his only alibi, Samuel Pumpkins, as a witness, lied to the judge to protect his child.
At the exact same moment the deceitful words came out of Samuel’s mouth, he was instantly struck by divine wrath. Chains rose from the ground, immobilising Samuel and tearing his limbs apart. Then, a violent lightning bolt perforated the court room’s ceiling and carbonised Samuel into a pile of ashes.
Thanks to Samuel’s heroic intervention, his son avoided death penalty, got psychological attention and went on to defend whale’s rights in the South Pacific.
May Samuel Pumpkins’ tale never be forgotten, and be an eternal reminder that lying is not ok.
Placed in a sentence, SP means that the preceding or following statement is the undisputable truth.
SP refers to the tragic history of Samuel Pumpkins, a young man that used gross and blatant lies in his everyday life to harm others. He was once approached by the divine, who told him that he could never lie. He then pursued his life honestly, without lying anymore and spreading happiness and joy around him. He married the love of his life, Marguerite Pumpkins, and the couple watched their children grow as the seasons went by.
One day, one of his children, Brutus Pumpkins, was involved in a deadly bank robbery. He was summoned to court facing a charge that could lead to a death sentence. Being his only alibi, Samuel Pumpkins, as a witness, lied to the judge to protect his child.
At the exact same moment the deceitful words came out of Samuel’s mouth, he was instantly struck by divine wrath. Chains rose from the ground, immobilising Samuel and tearing his limbs apart. Then, a violent lightning bolt perforated the court room’s ceiling and carbonised Samuel into a pile of ashes.
Thanks to Samuel’s heroic intervention, his son avoided death penalty, got psychological attention and went on to defend whale’s rights in the South Pacific.
May Samuel Pumpkins’ tale never be forgotten, and be an eternal reminder that lying is not ok.
« I don’t any weed left, SP » (this means that Brian is indeed out of weed, he cannot be lying and his words can be trusted upon)
« I did not cheat on you, SP »
« SP I had sex with your mother »
« I did not cheat on you, SP »
« SP I had sex with your mother »
by Mantisthe12 April 3, 2018
Get the SPmug. 