faux'stache 

A false mustache
Also: a false moustache

Mustache Day was a big success. Everyone in Mrs. Tutt's 2nd period class had on a faux'stache.

faux'stache by Mustache Man! July 25, 2008

B-stache

A B-stache belongs to anyone sporting a moustache reminiscent of a stache found in a B-movie, especially an 80's B-movie. The bestowing of a B-stache is often enhanced by naming a specific B-movie or B-movie actor that the B-stache most closely brings to mind.

Did you see that guy? That was a Smokey and the Bandit B-stache!

B-stache by subwoofa22 February 13, 2006

Tapping the Stache 

When a man with a mustache gets mouth-fucked or deep-throated.

"Those assholes took all my beer and then mouth-fucked me! In my mouth while I have a mustache! Also known as 'tapping the stache!'"

Tapping the Stache by Free Muffins August 28, 2009

Fag Stache 

a mustache that a faggot (homosexual),or the facial hair of a French or Asian male, yes even beards and goatees that would typically cause one to look very gay. Most prominent being the handle bar mustache.

Guy1: hey man did you see the new guy at work today?

Guy2: yeah he had the gayest fag stache ever

Guy1: yeah I know it was weird because he didn't look French or Asian

Guy2: wow that is really weird

Guy1: hey you wanna do some lines in a 7/11 bathroom

Guy2: sounds like a plan to me

Fag Stache by SuperSam813 December 5, 2009

Hitler Stache 

When a male is banging another in the poo poo hole, then pulls out and marks his lover with his feces coated dick on the upper lip in a pattern not too dissimilar from the mustache sported by Adolf Hitler.

That skinhead is such a Nazi lover, he gave his bitch a Hitler stache.

Hitler Stache by Stacey December 5, 2004

Tatt-stache 

When a bull dyke doesn't quite have enough testosterone supplements to grow a real mustache so they get something tattooed above her (it's) lip. WARNING: These will usually be seen in conjunction with tear drop tattoos, notched eyebrows, and names tattooed on the neck.

some random word in spanish tattooed in old english lettering above the lip thus creating the Tatt-stache.

Tatt-stache by Tired of the Trash! February 28, 2010

cooter stache 

(n.) what you receive after you have gone down on a girl with a large lotus patch and you come up with a few pussy sprouts on your upper lip

Jon went down on Jen in the bathroom, after the tennis match and came up with a huge cooter stache!

cooter stache by joe jones and russell bray October 25, 2008