Birthday Shit

The one time of the year where you finally expunge your bowels

Finally took my birthday shit

by TheGhav March 5, 2021

Fuck shit around

To make a mess of things, sometimes for no apparent reason.

What is this mess? I just cleaned in here, do you just come in here to fuck shit around?!

Darla get on my nerves. She always wanna come and fuck shit around.

by Marica Linn January 30, 2021

shit balls and ass cock

Something you say when you fuck up... royally.

Oh, shit balls and ass cock! I left the car in neutral and now it's in the lake.

by RowVII January 20, 2017

Shit fountain

Your ass after Taco Bell

I destroyed my toilet wth my shit fountain.

by Derpy saliva shit July 22, 2020

Shit up

'Shit Up' means to eat or consume shit. It is usually used as an insult.

'Yo, your ugly'
'Shit up!'

by JohnCena's Wife February 27, 2022

Dick shit

When a guy is taking so long to pee it seems as if they were shitting out of their dick.

"Goddamnit what's taking so long at that urinal?"
"Evidently he's taking a dick shit ."

by Patmcgroin7 May 3, 2018

Lickety Shit

A poop that is finished in under a minute. One good squeeze and she’s out.

Hugh: We don’t have time for you to take a dump, we’ll be late for badminton.

Frankfort: Chill...it will be a lickety shit.

by JessiDubbya May 11, 2018