Shit

Abbreviation of “sorry honey it’s Thursday” used for a dumb joke

Wife: TGIF!
Husband: SHIT
Wife: wdym TGIF!
Husband: SHIT
Wife: why do you keep saying that?
Husband: you know, SHIT, sorry honey it’s Thursday

by Eating_a_hoodie May 16, 2021

Shit Words

The sentence that contains shit are annoying you, kinda like the word "bullshit"

Peter: Look! The mirror reflects a handsome guy!
You: stfu, you dumbass. No more Shit Words.

by Thomas Dice October 1, 2018

Anaconda shit

What you take after a large roast meal and half a dozen speights

Don’t go in there an anaconda shit fell out my arse

by Makikihi January 11, 2020

Single solitary shit

No fucks given, not even a single fuck

I don't give a single solitary shit about your opinions.

by jiggysaw17 February 11, 2019

Forever Shitting

When your Boss or supervisor always walks around with a look of "Disgust" on their face.

"My Superintendent Bruce, always walks around with this look on his face, almost as though he is Forever Shitting.

by ZeroFksToGive May 30, 2017

scooping shit water

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.

Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.

by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018

shit-tun-of-chick-un

A word used predominately in the southern-part of the Continental United States, when one defecates for an extended period of time after visiting Golden Corral on a bright, joyous Sunday afternoon and consuming a copious amount of poultry.

"Brother-man has a shit-tun-of-chick-un from all that delicious baked chicken breasts!"

by KamIAm May 29, 2018