jizz nuttin

when u get hard off of salted cashews

Girlfriend: what were you doing last night?
Boyfriend: i couldn't stop jizz nuttin

by CoreyTech May 4, 2018

Jizz Junkie

A cute 18 year-old neighbor's daughter who gobbles you up for attention.

"Dude! Darcy gobbled me twice in four minutes last night!"
Damn! Darcy certainly is a Jizz Junkie!"

by 69ingEmma February 8, 2024

Jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample.

I was late for work, I had to go jizz n a jar for our IVF treatment.

by DNAGuy June 12, 2024

jizz harvester

Someone who wants to have sex with you just to collect your jizz to sell it on the black market for immense amounts of money.

Dude stay away from her she's a jizz harvester

by poopyman September 16, 2013

Skibidi Jizz

An angry, threatening, vengful, ejaculate

If you don't move out of my fucking way I'm gonna skibidi jizz in your face.

by OnTheSlide July 27, 2025

Rizzy jizz

Semen that is charming, thoughtful and charismatic.

My charismatic and extroverted boyfriend shot his rizzy jizz on my pink butt.

by urban.dictionary.6947835 December 8, 2023

jizz coffee

when men gather around in a circle and start masturbating around a mug with coffee in and cum in it and last one to ejaculate has to drink it

hey boys lets play jizz coffee.

by glizzy_gobbler June 27, 2022