When a man has sex with someone who has the intention of outing them for having a small penis he instead throws them in from of a train to avoid it getting out that he has a small dick.
For this to be effective it is best to pipe in close proximity of an active train location as to lower the window that that the sensitive information can leak out.
For this to be effective it is best to pipe in close proximity of an active train location as to lower the window that that the sensitive information can leak out.
Dylan: "Hey bro you know what happened to Stacey after she had sex with Austin?"
Me: "Yeah she was gonna tell all her friends that Austin has a 2 inch micro dong"
Dylan: "Damn so he treated her to a Rhode Island Railroad?"
Me: "Yeah man gotta lock that shit down."
Me: "Yeah she was gonna tell all her friends that Austin has a 2 inch micro dong"
Dylan: "Damn so he treated her to a Rhode Island Railroad?"
Me: "Yeah man gotta lock that shit down."
by Ovata October 5, 2020
Get the Rhode Island Railroadmug. A comic that will be released on DeviantArt at the begining of 2022, there will probably be also later an official animated show
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by TurquoiseArtist December 28, 2021
Get the 7 Colors Islandmug. Hym "Elon said he got invited to the island... BUT I GUESS WE WON'T HAVE KNOW IF WE DON'T GET THE LIST, WILL WE? RIGHT!? I know I've never been invited to retard sex island. AS WE ALL KNOW... The last time I was proximal at any unscrupulous sex stuff... I WAS KEPT OUT OF THE LOOP! EXPLICITLY BECAUSE THEY KNEW I WOULD EITHER SNITCH OR LEVERAGE IT OVER THEIR HEADS! Okay? Right? Be honest got invited there! Elon Musk got invited to the sex island. He's analing Amber Heard all over Johnny Depp's bed... Grimes is a fan of mine. And Elon stole my shit. He's a scat thief! He stole Amber's shit and he stole my shit! Bahahahaha! Ha! Doody thief! And even the politicians know he steals! THEY KNOW HE STEALS BUT WHAT DO THEY DO!? Hold up faggy little signs! THAT'S IT! The Democrats are holding up little paddle signs and LETTING MOLESTERS RUN RAMPANT! And the Republicans are in on it! If the Democrats know he steals... Then the Republicans ALSO know he steals... They just don't say anything about it!"
by Hym Iam July 13, 2025
Get the Invited to the islandmug. by JJJJJJJJJJJJj September 16, 2013
Get the Fluffy Islandmug. Cook Islands is a place that is apart of New Zealand. It is a multitude of Islands, and has a population of 17,500. It is located in Oceania, and the other places New Zealand owns are Tokelau and Niue. I am having an existential crisis that I lost my old Urban Dictionary account and have to wait 29 days to get it back on my dead email address. Did you know, that Cook Islands has its own currency!
Person 1: Omg can I cook at Cook Islands?!!?!?!???!?!?
Person 2: No, it's literally just a name. I hate you. You'd probably mistake this flag🇨🇰 for Australia too. I hate you.
Person 1: waaah :(
Person 2: No, it's literally just a name. I hate you. You'd probably mistake this flag🇨🇰 for Australia too. I hate you.
Person 1: waaah :(
by tally hall enthusiast August 4, 2023
Get the Cook Islandsmug. An island provide card is a face of an individual on Meta Horizon World. It was invented by Rainbow The 6th, AKA, Owner of Blowup The Movie.
by Coolman274 June 4, 2024
Get the Island provide cardmug. A small windswept archipelago in the North Atlantic, where sheep outnumber the human inhabitants.
An autonomous, constituent country in the Kingdom of Denmark, its capital city is Tórshavn.
The national anthem of the Faroe Islands is: "Tú alfagra land mítt" (Thou, fairest land of mine)
Situated south-east of Iceland, northwest of Orkney and Shetland isles, and west of Norway.
Home to over ~50k people, many of whom live in the capital city of Tórshavn, and in their native tongue they call themselves the 'føroyingar', and they call their islands 'Føroyar', which is generally believed to mean "sheep islands".
While being only a small ethnic group, on isolated islands, the Faroese have protected their language from foreign influence through folk songs and oral sagas, which have also recorded the epic history of the Faroe Islands.
An autonomous, constituent country in the Kingdom of Denmark, its capital city is Tórshavn.
The national anthem of the Faroe Islands is: "Tú alfagra land mítt" (Thou, fairest land of mine)
Situated south-east of Iceland, northwest of Orkney and Shetland isles, and west of Norway.
Home to over ~50k people, many of whom live in the capital city of Tórshavn, and in their native tongue they call themselves the 'føroyingar', and they call their islands 'Føroyar', which is generally believed to mean "sheep islands".
While being only a small ethnic group, on isolated islands, the Faroese have protected their language from foreign influence through folk songs and oral sagas, which have also recorded the epic history of the Faroe Islands.
Person 1: "I'll be visiting the Faroe Islands for my holiday"
Person 2: "The what islands?"
Person 1: "Faroe Islands, they are very beautifal, their national anthem says so."
Person 2: "Oh... where are they?"
Person 1: "...*sighs* Denmark, they are an autonomous country in the Kingdom of Denmark, but they are not Danish"
Person 2: "Lovely, I'd love to see photos from your visit"
Person 2: "The what islands?"
Person 1: "Faroe Islands, they are very beautifal, their national anthem says so."
Person 2: "Oh... where are they?"
Person 1: "...*sighs* Denmark, they are an autonomous country in the Kingdom of Denmark, but they are not Danish"
Person 2: "Lovely, I'd love to see photos from your visit"
by CatInTheKitchen October 10, 2024
Get the Faroe Islandsmug.