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Litmus Fart

A small sample of gas expelled, often in a large crowd, in an effort to ensure that a larger flatulence experience can occur thereafter without detection.
Because I had sauerkraut with dinner, I had to fire up a litmus fart at the bar.
by Fart King March 1, 2017
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Nuclear Fart

When you fart so loud in a room or area that everyone stares at you in an awkward silence.
Pat just had the biggest nuclear fart in the waiting room.
by Pippy Chicken September 9, 2016
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Fart fruit

Did you see all those fart fruits Kendall just ate? He's going to be farting like a trombone
by TheDobbus May 6, 2018
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Fag Fart

Fart with no sound because the loose asshole has been horse-fucked by other fags
Sorry you couldn’t hear my fag fart...those sperm stains are gonna smell.
by Rev Sharpton October 28, 2020
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fart nuke

A fart so loud and smelly it can cause death
His fart nukes are so bad he killed his best friend's father!
by kotawlUD February 9, 2014
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fart dong

When a different male farts on your dong
I used to hate my boss until he gave me a fart dong
by Fart dong December 5, 2021
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Sharp Farts

A super painful stinging fart that feels like a razor cutting through anal flesh as it’s released. Most likely due to out of control hemorrhoids.
“Hey I got tickets to go see ‘Harry Hemorrhoid and the Sharp Farts’!

Hell yeah! They’ve got that new single out ‘Daddy’s got the Fart Needles Again!’”
by Chauncey McLoggins September 16, 2021
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