hardcore donkey punch

When one is having sexual intercourse with their partner and right before climax one strikes her in the back of the head with vigorating force with intent to cause the twatty fun hole to give an ultimate masturbation grip on one's super studley retarded man snake. Side effects generally are major bruies around the dangle worm of fury, loss of memory, concussion, and possible though rare, coma, death, and loss of function of the man-gina or the man-gina itself.

Dick hardcore donkey punched Jane and gave her amnesia.

Police Report: "A couple abbrasions on the back, possible cause of death is a hardcore donkey punch to the back of the cranium. The Twatty Hit Slap Antagonist has strucken again..."

hardcore donkey punch by Travis the Hardcore Asian Serial Butt Rapist May 13, 2006

feed the donkey

to finger-fuck a girl, aka give her a hand job, finger her, etc.

i pulled this well fit girl last night, and she let me feed the donkey

feed the donkey by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

Big Ass Gorilla Donkey Dick 

Refers to a exceptionally large penis, weighing between 5-10lbs. Most commonly found on African Americans but occasionly on caucasians, but never Asians.

Yo dat nigga got a Big Ass Gorilla Donkey Dick!

Big Ass Gorilla Donkey Dick by Evan Boy February 2, 2009

swamp donkey 

A MAN OR WOMAN THAT LIKES TO FUCK NO STRINGS ATTACHED ANY TIME ANY PLACE COMPLETELY SKANKY AND GETS AROUND WHORISH SOCIAL BUTTERFLY LOOKING 4 NEXT VICTIM

DAMN I SEE JENNI EVERYWHERE SHES SUCH A SWAMP DONKEY.

swamp donkey by jennifromtheblock February 8, 2010

Pink Donkey tail 

This is a hybrid of the pink sock and the donkey punch. Basically it's when you are doing someone in the ass and right before you are about to cum you punch the person in the back of the head and rip your dick out which will cause the anus to first tighten up and then hang out like a tail after the pull out.

I was banging this chick in the ass and with every stroke the odor of shit was more and more present and I got mad because of how gross it was so I pink donkey tailed the bitch in anger. Maybe next time she will wash her assole out before anal.

Pink Donkey tail by C floods June 11, 2009

Dominick the Donkey 

The most annoying Christmas song ever, about the a donkey who helps Santa bring presents to the children of Italy (though many mainstream versions have the lyrics "Italian Christmas Donkey" changed to "Happy Christmas Donkey").

Much of the lyrics are interrupted by
"Chingedy ching" and "hee-haw, hee-haw".

Once heard, it gets stuck in the head for days on end.

Damn, I got that stupid song Dominick the Donkey stuck in my head again. Hee-haw, hee-haw!

Dominick the Donkey by AmyMM December 17, 2008

swamp donkey 

A fat lady that hangs around by herself in clubs and bars looking for a dude thats drunk enough to hit her up...usually ugly, old, fat, disgusting, and incredibly socially inept!

Man, check out that big group of swamp donkeys! There isnt enough beer in this whole bar to make me want that!

Dude, I dare you to go pretend your drunk and show them your no-no spot!

Then see if you can get them to buy me a drink!

swamp donkey by dudleydoright July 2, 2005