Baggery

A human-feline game in which the furry baggee crawls whether enticed or no into a paper or plastic bag, and is then teased unto paroxysm by the bagger with proddings and pokings from without. The administration of baggery may or may not culminate with the ritual hoisting aloft and brief carriage of the scrofulous old thug. It is all one to him.

Every morning I utter a prayer of thanks that I am a citizen of a nation which refrains from molesting me when I describe my tom's predilection for a spot of baggery.

by Old Phardt December 6, 2023

Baggist

1: A baggist is a person who is knowledgeable about bags .

2: And also is a collector of bags .

1: That hoarder is such a baggist .

2: My mom and all her little bags for every thing, shes such a baggist.

by anonymous December 11, 2023

Baggot

A slur used to refer to bisexual men.

Person 1: Did you hear Carl started dating a dude after breaking up with Sarah?
Person 2: Oh man, what a Baggot!

by tomofoz January 15, 2024

Blagg

The act of slicing the male genitalia vertically into 4 slices and then braid them together.

Hey Anthony, wanna go blagg the homeless father by Home Depot? It looks long enough to make a nice braid.

by JadenStrge March 25, 2024

Bagglegoinked

When something completely shocks you, even further than flabbergasted or any synonym could show.

When Keane showed his 18 incher, Brandon was Bagglegoinked.

by SoundTurnedUp April 13, 2024

Bagged

To Get Bagged Means To Get Robbed For A Belonging.

Most Commonly Used In The DMV Area

Person 1: Yo Mans Got Bagged For His Shoes Yesterday

Person 2: Yea We Gon Find Out Who Did It

by SlimeAlias April 27, 2024

baggraggled

Baggraggled (Some pronunciations: /bagɹagᵊld/, /bægɹægᵊld, or anything similar) is a word to describe the quality of something, usually in the following ways:
1: Broken (usually by being shattered).
2 :Low-quality/shoddy.
3: Inconsistent in performance.
4: Not worth the price to repair.
Below examples will be in the same order

1: "Oh god, what a Baggraggled Plate-set, what did you do!?"
2: "Eh, I'm not interested in buying that cheap Baggraggled crap, It's worthless to me."
3: "We keep trying to use this method, but it's output is Baggraggled, we need to think something over."
4: "Listen to me, repairing this PC isn't worth the money, it will never preform as it once did, it's a baggraggled job to attempt so."

by KapiTheCat June 1, 2024