beamer

Someone who is controlled, manipulated, or otherwise abused by perpetrators of electronic mind control.

I think Ted Kacyznski was a beamer, I heard he was in MK ULTRA or something. OMG now I'm in MK too! dude.. our government is evil....

by click! June 7, 2009

Beandip

A term referring to vagina.

I stuck my penis in her beandip. I hit that beandip all night long.

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

man beads

The dagly parts between a mans legs:IE testicles, balls and narbles.

"Da** it john hit me in the narbles" He abruptly exclamed as he rolled on the floor in pain.

by B.P. June 10, 2005

Prophet's Beard

Derivative of appreciation for the beard. Furthermore, the beards of Israel's prophets, because they were forbidden to cut them (Lev. 19:27, 21:5).
Whether a man or a woman, a facet of one's personality CAN be dubbed "Prophet's Beard" if used in the correct context. This given context must include a physical aspect that is paired with one's personality (ie. guitar, comb, or book). Consequently, one can have multiple Prophet's Beards.

-Term invented by John T. Boruff.

1. An interjection of excitement.
2. Another phrase for "cool."
3. An expression of one's personal hobby.

1. Duuude! Prophet's Beard!! Shaaw...
2. Aw man, that is sooo Prophet's Beard.
3. My guitar is my Prophet's Beard, because it is used for one of my hobbies.

by John T. Boruff May 2, 2004

Fear the beard

When you play basketball for a long period of time and you dont shave your face and it gets dirty and finally when you start "sucking" like oh i dont know say Pullen off the K-state team. Finally it gets to the point of no return; you get crabs in your beard.

"Fear The beard man Fear The beard". Why? Does he have crabs? Chin warts?

by BankingDJ March 26, 2010

Beard

Beards refer to the typical appearance of scifi nerds, star trek nerds, anime nerds... fat, piggy-eyed, giant, unkept beard, bottle-lens glasses, star trek uniforms, wheezy, asthmatic, etc. So, when someone refers to a beard, they are referring to some form of nerdy discussion, the longer the beard, the more knowledgable the person is typically being.

Check out that guy's beard, I bet he has Lara Croft bedsheets.

by BBBS June 27, 2006

Playoff Beard

1. When a man feigns a serious interest in sports, to make it appear as if he is more masculine (i.e.-heterosexual)

Bruce: The Cubs are on a serious roll, they've won six in a row!

Conscientous Objector: Can you name 3 players on the team?

Bruce: Um... Sammy Sosa?

Conscientous Objector: Time to shave that playoff beard buddy!

by Buteramerica April 25, 2009