Matt Miller

The Act of being a divorced miserable man that threatens to hurt/kill previous employed Bartenders @ his Mom & Dads bar/restaurant, who plays Co-Ed softball, starts fights with the other team & grabs opponent by the throat after a Win/Loss.

Dude, why is your neck all red & swollen?

Well, I beat my friend at ping pong, & he jumped over the table & he totally Matt Miller'd me.

by DougFunny7891 June 6, 2024

Matt lau

The hottest guy you know, the best football player you will know. The gets bitches but he doesn’t like them. He is also really smart. He’s basically perfect and good at everything. He is him.

Girl 1: omgggg (points at Matt lau) it’s Matt

Girl 2: omgg he’s so hot

by anonymous June 15, 2024

Matt G

Gay

Damn, he’s a Matt G.

by KingWillTheThird July 14, 2024

Matt Tort

When a dude is banging a chick belly to belly

Oh shit Kyle just banged that chick Matt Tort style!

by Butch Jackson July 25, 2024

Matt Tort

When you bang a chick belly to belly.

Oh I can’t believe Kyle banged that chick Matt Tort style

by Butch Jackson July 25, 2024

Pulling a Matt

When you intentionally speedrun to leave people to their demise or to get them stuck in places via the use of certain characters in games, etc.

Don, how about you stop pulling a Matt and group up for once?

by TEMike August 12, 2024

Matt

Matt is a try to act like an Eshay

Matt is a try to act like an Eshay

by anonymous March 23, 2025