abi wasted

Surpassing levels of white girl wasted. You tend to dance in a corner by yourself while chain-smoking a whole pack of cigarettes.

How am I so hungover today? You were abi wasted last night. You tried to fight a guy in a wheelchair

by Ax3-AAA May 2, 2015

Period Wasted

Feeling Faint, Sick, Tired, Awful! Etc

Girl 1 - "Ugh I Feel Like Fainting & These Cramps!"
Girl 2 - "Omg! Your juss Period Wasted 💁🏼"

by Amethyst Ferland October 4, 2015

Royally Wasted

Getting drunk as fuck in the hills of Scranton

I'm so royally wasted that I'll be praying to the porcelain

by scrantonsquirrels December 1, 2015

Trash Wasted

When you are highly intoxicated off Chronic or alcohol to the point the cops find you at near death condition

That man was found at the getty center Trash Wasted

by Therealestdude April 16, 2016

Ballsack wasted

The act of getting so shitfaced that you blackout and puke and are hungover for two days. When this level of drunk is achieved then usually it is followed by a period of swamp-ass and ball-sweat the next day.

Carl: Dude you didn't wake up till 2PM today?
Dave: I know man I was so ballsack wasted last night.

by drunkpunk222 July 29, 2016

Shit washer

The sexual act of licking the anus while their is shit around it.

Girl: I made Billy my shit washer last night
Girl 2: Nice!

by HeartlessSloth July 18, 2016

vaginal waste

discharge from a quadriplegic with an exquisite taste and smell that is to die for.

Hey Johnny is it weird that I am in love with the stump simply because of her divine vaginal waste.

by treeotisfinch73 June 24, 2016