Fart Stank

When a fart is so potent and strong in smell, it leaves a permanent odor on whatever you farted on.

My bed has fart stank from the day I ate a 5 bean burrito, and let off the mother of all farts that night in my bed.

by MeowNugget February 27, 2015

Fart Mirage

The sensation of having to fart, without actually producing a fart.

Tiffani:I wanna fart! I thought I was going to, but I couldn't. Chris: I guess it was just a Fart Mirage.

by Jonezz Flamly April 15, 2011

fart nuke

A fart so loud and smelly it can cause death

His fart nukes are so bad he killed his best friend's father!

by kotawlUD February 9, 2014

fart piece

Used to describe a really hot girl, that no-one has a chance with unless they're a fit male swedish model

boy 1: gosh u see that girl there, shes so hot
boy 2: na m8 u aint got a chance wiv her, shes a fart piece

by rarehairdude April 20, 2010

Litmus Fart

A small sample of gas expelled, often in a large crowd, in an effort to ensure that a larger flatulence experience can occur thereafter without detection.

Because I had sauerkraut with dinner, I had to fire up a litmus fart at the bar.

by Fart King March 1, 2017

fart cart

All small cars with twatish big bore exhausts.

I wish would turn the engine off on that Fart Cart while he is parked there, I cant hear the fucking telly.
selfish boy racer twat corsa show off

by vaders-love-child October 21, 2015

fart fest

a farting contest or compilation with two or more people with nothing else to do.

dudes marking their territory by farting because signs are easily removed.

person 1: hey i just finished a whole bowl of beans and now im sooo bored.
person 2: same here... hey you wana have a fart fest?
person 1: hell yeah!! and it'll stop my sister from coming here.

by bopkes June 23, 2009