Moreland ridge middle

Hoes, Hoes, Hoes, every corner of the school most of them probably have STDs and shit. Fake People everywhere you get a detention just for saying crap
This place is worst than hell

Him1: what school do you go to?

Him2: Moreland Ridge Middle

Him1: you need to escape that place

by InvalidPseudonym August 15, 2019

Shannon Riddle

Known to some in the molding world as “captain cross thread”. He is a mans’ man... as in other men find him attractive and intoxicating to be around. He once served as a roadie for whitesnake where he was rumored to be the main sexual attraction for male band members and homeless guys.

Shannon riddle is the king of useless

by 3MM August 22, 2019

Maple Ridge Elementary School

Is full of white asshole teachers, and demons known as "pervs". the buses smell like shit, and you must make friends to survive the 10 years you're in that prison. the teachers are strict as fuck and some of them literally have told you they're trying to make the work as boring as possible. the 7 year olds think they're cool and start swearing, the english are dumb fucks and the 6th graders think they have it hard. kids have fake depression and there are so many clubs that you are forced to be in at least ten. this hell hole can be found in Ottawa, ON,CA. kids beg for mercy at assemblies also known as 2 hour long lectures. people lose their pure minds at the age of 5 when you find a teacher on pornhub. thank you for reading.

poor innocent child: hey i go to maple ridge elementary school
random kid: whens your funeral?

by that one fucking idiot October 15, 2019

Pea ridge

A place where everyone is kind of fake and each person only has a handful of real friends. Everyone here does drugs, vapes, and makes stupid decisions but In a bad situation we all come together. Everyone has beef with everyone else and there’s a fight every other month. We all want out but can’t because we’re failing it our parents won’t let us.

Hunter: hey Stacy!

Stacy: Hey!

Hunter: I hate that bitch.

That’s house fake pea ridge people are

by Myneckistoolong December 17, 2019

Blue Rider

A woman who dates cops. From "the thin blue line" concept. Also, because 40% of cops beat their wives, it references someone who was "beaten black and blue."

"Did you see Karen's new black eye?"
"She's a blue rider. She paid her dues to ride the blue."

by TheDarwinist May 16, 2020

Drip Riding

(v.) To imitate another’s style in regards to an aesthetic or lingo.

“Check out this new headband I just copped”, Ethan said.

“I know you’ve seen me rocking that same headband for MONTHS now! Why you always drip Riding?!”, Andy replied.

by Joseph Daddy June 6, 2020

pan ridden

Confined to the toilet by sickness and / or diarrhoea.

“Sorry I won’t be in work today, I went out for a curry last night and now find myself pan ridden”

by juicebox September 13, 2020