Nose jism

When snot runs profusely out of your nose onto the face of the person your making out with.

Kyle picks up a chick and whilst upon a passionate make-out session he nose jismed on her rather plump lip.

by #theCreamyCenter November 7, 2020

Iranian nose job

The act of ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity.

theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.

by Jshizzle ninety nine December 26, 2020

Nose Meat

Snot, boogers, et al.

You need a kleenex to catch all that nose meat.

by Buntselina December 26, 2020

Shark-Nosing

The reaction to someone saying something dumb as hell

I'm Shark-Nosing at what Garrett did

by sharknoser December 28, 2020

nose

Something that moldy voldy does not have

Voldemort the villan in Harry Potter nose not have a nose because he does not deserve ONE or HAIR and he really needs to cut his crusty Roe nail🤮

by davdev December 30, 2020

Chilli up me nose

Chilli up your nose.

I have a chilli up me nose.

by anonymous January 2, 2021

Nose tit

When you shove your nose in someones mouth and they give it a hickey

My girlfriend loves giving me nose tit.

by bocsis January 12, 2021