by lowkey.ol.via November 6, 2021

Matt-oan is absolutely 🧢. He's LYIN to himself when he says he is not. He knows that Chanel is the GOAT. Matt also says people with a name like Chanel cap cause he doesn't want to admit he lost the UNO GAME FFS!!
Chanel: The amount of 🧢 rn!!
Matt-oan: I SMELL CAP! EVERYWHERE IS 🧢 YOU ARE MADE OUT OF CAP! YOU'RE WHOLE BODY IS CAP
Chanel: I am the GOAT.
(see? denial.)
Matt-oan: I SMELL CAP! EVERYWHERE IS 🧢 YOU ARE MADE OUT OF CAP! YOU'RE WHOLE BODY IS CAP
Chanel: I am the GOAT.
(see? denial.)
by Whatugondo October 18, 2020

by onthedeck1032 January 24, 2019

The hottest guy you know, the best football player you will know. The gets bitches but he doesn’t like them. He is also really smart. He’s basically perfect and good at everything. He is him.
by anonymous June 15, 2024

Matt is a gorgeous man whom I have a huge crush on. He is gorgeous, down to earth, friendly and has lovely gorgeous eyes and a lovely smile. He is simply irresistible. I wish he were my husband.
by Josemourinho'sunderpants October 19, 2021
