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magick

1. An effort to make a change in ones life by using ones own personal energy and the energy of surrounding elements.

The "K" was brought back into use by Aleister Crowley in the 1900's to differentiate it from magic, the slight of hand tricks that became popular in the time. Most common belief is that Magick is evil and should not be tampered with; or is only possesed by "chosen" ones. Both of these statements are false.
Among my studies of the different forms of magick, I find the sacred arts of Abramelin to be the best foundation for developing your magickal abilities.
by Shay'oul December 19, 2003
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Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400

A completely automated eletro-mechanical apparatus used for swift, sterile and efficient masturbation. The Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400; or B.three-fo as it is known on the streets consist primarily of a polished titanium cylinder approximately 34 centimeters (14 inches) in length and 10 cm (4in) wide. Designed to slide over most human penises. At the end of this cylinder is a clear plastic tube like the kind film comes in. The second part of this invention is the chair which looks like a La-Z-Boy recliner with a metal trash can mounted on the side, motorcylce-like helmet that is pulled over your head, and a cup holder for your beer. When activated a number of micro sized hydraulics, servos and actuators that massage the penis in the same way a vagina would. The temperature and humidity inside the cylinder is also regulated. The helmet is pulled down over the user's head and he is immersed in a 3D environment where the brain scan reveals and creates his ultimate sexual fantasy. When the user ejaculates it is captured in a small plastic container that can be cryo stored for later or dumped in to the "trash can" where it is vaporized by a lazer that is powered by a pico matter/antimatter reactor.
This machine was created at Area 51 and believed to have been made from reverse engineered alien technology. It turns out the technology was actually human from the year 9595.

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by Koopa Troopa August 11, 2004
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Khanki Magi

It's a thing in Bengali which is used to describe a female prostitute
Subhash: Bro, You won't believe
Aniket: What?
Subhash: Everyone in our class just exposed Neetu is a Khanki Magi
Aniket: What the fuck! That is an absolute bara choda
by Draxsn May 17, 2023
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bass-o-matic

Coined by SNL alumnus Dan Ackroyd in the 1970s, the bass-o-matic is an ordinary blender used to turn fresh bass (fish) into a disgusting red slurry that no one in his right mind would actually drink.
For a limited time, the bass-o-matic can be yours for just 3 monthly installments of $10.99 ; operators are standing by, please call now! Offer not available in stores.
by John J. Ronald February 9, 2006
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Magi

The descriptive term for someone who excells at somthing. Someone who is a master of their own craft.
"That guy is amazing at hockey!"
"Yeah, hes a hockey magi"

"He plans on studying business in University"
"Hopefully he'll become a business magi."
by WPE May 29, 2009
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Bolod Magi

In the literal sense, 'Bolod' means without Balls/Testicles.
However, it is usually used in order to refer to someone whos been robbed of his manhood and is now left for the sole purpose of providing comic releif to the rest of the world. He is in fact a man without any right to be called a man. Yes! a Bolod in other words is synonymous for Gay/Homosexual, although, in a less derogatory sense of the meaning.

Magi refers to a Whore or Prostitute. Same as Khanki in Bengali. Please make sure not to mix up with popular - 2 minute noodle brand "Magi". In fact some of their flavours are quite enjoyable. On that note some magis may also give u the same feeling.

Bolod Magi can also be used in a frendly way. Close frends can get away with calling you that. But, please do not use it on a stranger unless you hav a Mastans phone number handy.
BENGALI:
Kashem : Oi Bolod Magi, mayyatare thik motoh dhor nah.
Kuddus: Aree bal, dhorar aagei toh dour mare.

TRANSLATION (ENGLISH):
Kashem : You worthless, without testicles, poor excuse of a man, make the move on the girl.
Kuddus: OH FUCKING PUBIC HAIRS! I would if she stopped running away from me.
by Bad Words Are No Good May 30, 2006
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Manic Subsidal

Original band name of The Offspring.

I'm rather disappointed no one else has defined this yet.
Manic Subsidal is the old name for The Offspring
by askjrhvaer May 16, 2006
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