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Jack's Magic Beanstalk

An erect penis. Made famous by Jonathon Moxon in Varsity Blues.
Friend 1: I wonder what another word for an erection is?

Friend 2: How about Jack's Magic Beanstalk?
by !@Nn34 March 3, 2022
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The Magical Boon

The magical boon is an almost infinitely powerful deity that often takes the form of a 2 dimensional sleek black sonic except for its mouth and eyes which are human and B&W. He is the brother of the all knowing god Jfeph. The magical boon can only be summoned by beating up somebody wearing a mask of his face. Unless you give him a good reason not to; he will chase you down and kill you. It can be any dimension (as in 3d/2d/4/d) its true form is every size, shape and color and if you saw it in person you would die instantly, he instead uses an internet meme he likes called It’s Not Your Headphones as an appearance. You can only beat it by showing it a clock on JESUS O’ CLOCK which happens for 1 minute randomly once a year. If you do it it leaves back to the dimension of concepts (similar to the aether). If you are near it ominous and deep erhu music plays. When it goes in for the kill the low music turns to a screechy high pitched erhu noise that is arpeggiated. It once resided in a glove called: the boon, which is how it got its name. It was released from said glove when it was cast into the fires of the despicable mountain. It is one of the only creatures that don’t die when looking into Jfeph’s face (because of how it is the most ugly thing possible)
the magical boon just killed zach
by Magicalboon March 13, 2025
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Adults Only Magic Show

An incredible array of hilariously raucous comedy, mind-bending illusions and stunningly dangerous stunts.
Yes, I have booked my tickets for Adults Only Magic Show!
by stewface November 24, 2021
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Magical prince jonjon

Jonjon is a magical prince VTuber who is a tentacle obsessed furry. Jonjon is an old man who's married to a lovely wife named wifey.
Wifey dose not know about jonjons tentacle obsession or that he is indeed a furry.
Jonjon has three modes cat boy, cat, and dumpling. You can throw tentacles at all three and he will hate it.
Ya know, magical prince jonjon he's a tentacle obsessed purple cat boy.
by Weirdo anime girl sailor V September 18, 2023
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simply magic

The art of failing to create an optimized modpack
Simply magic is really unoptimized
by TotallyNotMerj October 21, 2017
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Magic Skittle

Magic skittle is the street name for an ecstasy pill. Magic Skittle is also the name of a rapper on soundcloud.
by BigSkittle August 18, 2014
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Magic™

The most famous of Red Rangers (see definition of "Red Ranger") A Red Ranger who is often in Denial
"Oh man did you see that foo?"
"Yeh, he was tottally eyeing my crotch"
"He is so Magic™"
by Voldykins February 22, 2008
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