A relatively young term, emerging from the slang terms for Wednesday (hump day) and the act of discarding one's partner. Thus, Humpty Dumpty can be defined as a breakup on a Wednesday.
bitch: Hey girl, how's you and Mark?
hoe: Well... Humpty Dumpty.
bitch: Oh nooo then we have to get you laid this weekend
hoe: Well... Humpty Dumpty.
bitch: Oh nooo then we have to get you laid this weekend
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That one kid that probably packed an entire head of lettuce for lunch at school. Usually a chill guy aside from the fact he'll lose it after losing a yugioh duel.
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Someone who cuts holes in stuffed animals to fuck them rather than humping them.! Usually a “slutty” male.
Girl 1: dude I went to aidans house last night and he’s a humpfucker.
Girl 2 : no way.. that’s nasty! I’ve always known he’s a “slutty” man
Girl 2 : no way.. that’s nasty! I’ve always known he’s a “slutty” man
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