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Mystique that ho

Paint a ho in blue body paint and proceed to ejaculate on them. Then join them in the pleasure and challenge of licking it all off so they can "shift" back into their natural form.
I'm gonna Mystique that ho tonight. She better be hungry for some blueberry and my sweet cream!
by Oliver DiBello October 27, 2011
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Ho-Bro

a person who does not believe in the saying "bros before hoes" and Ho-Bro is a short, and witty (and stoner) way to call someone who doesn't go by this saying.

*special note* the antonym of the word Bro-Ho
ex.1) that guy's a total ho-bro!! he'll bail out on the bros to hump anything that breathes!!
by Nightmare135 August 4, 2009
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ho-bags

Function: noun
Etymology: Fabricated on a whim by midwestern high school student.
1 : person who behaves objectionably -- derogatory and generally considered vulgar
Stop hitting me, ya' ho-bags!
by UDPoPo July 2, 2006
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jai hoing

dancing to jai ho from slumdog millionaire again and again
There's going to be mad jai hoing saturday night!
by Jamal Malik May 1, 2009
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Ho Red

THAT color red that grabs your attention. Flashy. Fire engine red, bright red lipstick, candy apple red
1) Did you see that ride? Ho! that car is red! It's Ho Red!!

2) You look like a ho in that red lipstick. It's Ho Red.
by THE Imp February 20, 2009
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ho' tong

Colloquial term for an attractive young female of Chinese-Mauritian background.
The ho' tong is coming over tonight to watch Veronica Mars!
by T. D. A. January 6, 2008
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Cock-Ho

Abbreviation for Cocktail Hostess. A person that serve drinks and entertain patrons at a night club style establishment. They tend to wear tank tops while sitting on the laps of their customers. The name Cock-Ho is a term that is used in the industry by fellow Cocktail Hostess'.
Heatha can't watch American Idol tonight since is busy working as a Cock-Ho down at the club.
by Back Pat January 11, 2009
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