This guy is thick. That includes wallet and body. Eats well fucks hard. Careful if you look like a mode you will be instantly attracted to him.
Bella: “hey did you see that guy over there omg”
Lindsey: “yes holy shit Hagan rivet has the biggest cock ever”
Bella: “you hooked up with him?”
Lindsey: “yea he broke my back had to go to the hospital, but it was totally worth it”
Lindsey: “yes holy shit Hagan rivet has the biggest cock ever”
Bella: “you hooked up with him?”
Lindsey: “yea he broke my back had to go to the hospital, but it was totally worth it”
by Big long monsta April 21, 2023
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by Ballzach May 31, 2023
Get the hagelberry mug.What someone writes in your yearbook when they don’t really care/don’t know enough to write something personal, but still want to appear so. May also be because the person is in a rush/has lots of yearbooks to sign.
Joshua: Oh cool, Ari signed my yearbook!
Garett: What does it say? Did you get her number?
Joshua: It says “hags”, darn it.
Garett: What does it say? Did you get her number?
Joshua: It says “hags”, darn it.
by TriBeCaBoy56 June 1, 2023
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Hey Saz, I’ll be over at 7pm for movie night. You, Julie and Katie are hagging too, right?
Hey Saz, I’ll be over at 7pm for movie night. You, Julie and Katie are hagging too, right?
by 747 Gaming is the best except June 5, 2023
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Dutch Person: Hagelslag.
Person: ...The Fuck?
Dutch Person: Sprinkles On Bread, Breakfast Food.
*2 Days Later*
News Reporter: Dutch Man Found Dead In Alleyway, The Message "How's The Hagelslag Now?" Was Written Above Him In Blood.
Dutch Person: Hagelslag.
Person: ...The Fuck?
Dutch Person: Sprinkles On Bread, Breakfast Food.
*2 Days Later*
News Reporter: Dutch Man Found Dead In Alleyway, The Message "How's The Hagelslag Now?" Was Written Above Him In Blood.
by fwefff June 9, 2023
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A SEXY KOREAN ALPHA MALE WHO MAKES EVERY GIRL QUEEF AT THE SIGHT OF HIM. EVERYTIME A GIRL SEES HAGOH THERE NIPPLES GET HARD AND BULGE THROUGH THERE SHIRT.
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