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fart-freshener

The gas expelled by a fart into an area so repulsive smelling that the fart ironically makes the place smell more pleasant. Typically used as a deodorizer in bathrooms after someone takes a particularly nasty dump.
Shit, this bathroom stinks. I'm about to bust open the fart-freshener up in this bitch!
by Murder Mike May 6, 2011
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Fart Brand

The unique smell of your own fart or someone elses own fart.
I knew it was you that just farted. I could smell your fart brand.
by Michael Bennett May 13, 2008
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Litmus Fart

A small sample of gas expelled, often in a large crowd, in an effort to ensure that a larger flatulence experience can occur thereafter without detection.
Because I had sauerkraut with dinner, I had to fire up a litmus fart at the bar.
by Fart King March 1, 2017
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Hard Fart

There are already several definitions for this term on here, but all of them are wrong.

I think people must be confusing "hard fart" with "dense fart", and those terms are not the same thing.

A "hard fart" or "hard gas" is a medical term, something you might tell your doctor or your doctor may ask you about. A hard fart is a painful fart that sometimes has to be squeezed out to relieve pressure in the bowels as a result of constipation. You will discuss this with your doctor as a symptom of constipation. Usually, there is no defecation associated with a hard fart because of an underlying constipation issue. Sometimes a small amount of solid particles or "fecal debris" may pass along with this fart leaving skid marks, but this is not the same as a "shart".

Conversely, a "dense fart" comes about as a result of a diarrhea issue, usually a precursor to blowing mud. Hard farts are a precursor to having a painful, dry bowel movement sometime (often days) later.
Doctor: "How often do you have bowel movements?"
Patient: "About every 4-5 days, but I have a lot of hard farts for a few days prior to having a BM."
by Trumplodyte November 15, 2019
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Nuclear Fart

When you fart so loud in a room or area that everyone stares at you in an awkward silence.
Pat just had the biggest nuclear fart in the waiting room.
by Pippy Chicken September 9, 2016
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perfumed fart

A female that is wearing entirely too much perfume or fragrance to cover an unappealing scent that originates from their ass.
Oh no, what is that smell. Florence really smells like a perfumed fart today!
by mstrdstr08 March 11, 2010
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Fart Phobia

Bruh I was at the library yesterday and this hot chick was sitting near me, I had to Fart so bad but I had Fart Phobia.
by Big Scoop July 29, 2016
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