Dingle Hammer

A special hammer used for smashing the dingleberries off of your ass hairs.

"He pulled his ass hairs tight, and shattered his dingleberries to oblivion with his dingle hammer."

"In my line of work the dingle hammer is a usefull tool."

"If you use my dingle hammer you better clean it!"

"He accidently smashed his balls with the dingle hammer."

by Circus Freak January 10, 2010

Dingle Berries

A red or brown ornament attached to a woman’s pubic hair. Many times dingle berries can occur in a cluster. Brown dingle berries occur if a woman has yet to learn the classy behavior of wiping front to back. As a side note, a woman wiping front to back, so that waste is directed away from her fun parts is a good way to prevent yeast infections. As is remembering to stand before flushing. Sitting over the water while it’s flushing can result in delicate areas getting splashed with small amounts of toilet water from the bowl (yuck!). Festive red dingle berries occur periodically during the intermittent raspberry season in a woman’s magical forest. While not all sanitary wipes are delicate enough for delicate skin (ouch!), sanitary wipes may be sturdier than regular bath tissue and result in less dingle berry formation during major raspberry juice cleanups.

Those Dingle Berries in Congress are still debating climate change because they are being paid off. They need to get to work enabling positive and reasonable change.

by IronMikey April 12, 2023

full dingle

Just going all out, balls to the wall.

"Hey did you see John last night?"

"Heat he went full dingle!"

by DD_1234 August 23, 2015

Dingy Australian

This is the act in which you roll up into a ball during masturbation and right before you ejaculate, you immediately insert a bowling pin into your anus, and then proceed to blow your load onto your own face.

Dude, Trent gave himself a Dingy Australian last night at the frat party.

by RUSTY MCNUTT July 27, 2009

Dinglehopper

The fork ariel used in the little mermaid. As in this world we call it knick knacks or junk/trash

Look Ariel this right here is a dinglehopper

by Briyance July 3, 2016

dingalang

A big ass schlong that can't fit inside a normal pussy

Stacy I going to destroy you with my dingalang

by Jack_Jones December 5, 2013

dingies

The small particles of dirt left on pieces of clothes which only Rose Spires, the Cheer laundress, can see and clean in combination with Cheer. In her words, dingies are:

"Dingy is the opposite of clean, love. It's dull, grayish, faded, grimy, grubby, mucky, and just dreadfully dirty"

1: OMG!!! There's dingies in your clothes! (Rips the shirt off of the person, washes it with cheer with fancy animation showing the dingies get destroyed)

2. (Thinks WTF???)

1. Here you go... (gives shirt back). Cheerio!

by helloandhi February 13, 2008