Roanoke College

Roanoke College is a place for messed up rich white kids who like to drink and sport the popped collars of all colors, and not as the admissions office would say a diverse campus.

Roanoke College Underground fraterntities hold parties that consist of trashing chartered fraternity parties, and alumni weekend brochure does not mention anything about the Multi-cultural events on campus anywhere on it despite a promise made by the people in charge to include minority activity.

by Skylander79 May 30, 2006

boston college

An overrated overpriced college on the outskirts of Boston. The majority of students are incapable of creating their own thoughts and if confronted with a difficult question or disagreement will immediately revert to sputtering out approximations of their parents' or priests' opinions.

*I currently attend so this is written in pure frustration with no undertones of aggravation about failed admission or any other irrelevant grievance.

On a positive note: BC is possibly home to the most easily earned 4.0 gpa in the country....

You're sputtering out priests' opinions with little/no idea what you're saying so you would do well at Boston College.

by ihatebostoncollege September 7, 2009

college preperatory school

High school in oakland where everyone is either 1)Asian or 2)Failing and everybody plays world of warcraft or some other game. Generally obese, but hey. They are cps. Also see: Shatsack

Person A: Hey, you have a great..personality.
Person B: Thanks! I go to college preperatory school
Person A(to self): OH SHIT ITS A SHATSACK

by Judgemental February 22, 2009

collen morse

one whom loves to make vaginal farts and likes to get fingered by old mexicans with dirty hands.

damn that biatch is prolly colleen morse

by megan February 6, 2005

college v-card

The brand new V-card that a girl recieves when she enters a college. The college v-card is usually lost within a few days, for the good girls its lost within weeks, for the saints its kept for a semester. The college v-card is not given to gilrs who attend Junior College.

Emerson.. Did you hear about Susie?

Monroe....No what happened?

Emerson...Kevin snatched her college v-card!!!

Monroe...Damn she only lasted 2 days!!!

by Gucci Crooks September 1, 2009

college bum

This is one of those kids you know mooches off mother and father. Preferably for laundry every two weeks, meals, money, the whole shebang. Has a decent job, but finds that the luxuries of mum and pop are just too good to give up just yet.

John: "Hey, where you going for the weekend?"
Kevin: "'Rents house. I'm just gonna college bum it at their place, I need clothes cleaned soon anyway."

by shelac attack August 5, 2010

Community College

A crappy educational institution where virtually anyone can enter. Pretty much any nutcase or dumbass can join. Most people in community colleges are butthurt wannabe SJWs that are ultra politically correct to the point of retardation, but however, people such as rednecks, hillbillies, racists and other morons can also join.

Community colleges are infested with SJWs, rednecks with low IQ scores and other atrocities.

by Wahrsager350 August 17, 2015