Cold calling

Unsolicited, unexpected and vigorous oral sex.

"How do you feel about cold calling?" "I fucking hate it" (15minutes later) "How do feel about it now?" "mmm..I'm a big fan"

by LaIrlandesa March 6, 2015

Cold banana

When a man doesn't cum during sex so he has to go to the bathroom and jerk off.

Dude she was too ugly even for me. I ended up giving myself a cold banana.

by Sack O'neill December 2, 2010

Funky Cold Medina

It'll make the ladies love ya

i asked the guy "why you so fly", he told me: "funky cold medina"

by yeetus the feetus August 28, 2018

cold/wet

(n) A reference to a clucky with a coat that is cold and wet. (See clucky, point-head, warm/dry)

The cold/wet ran in the rain.

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

cold beverages

a cold can of beer or cold homo dick wit fungis

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

cold lounging

The act of relaxing with a cold beverage, most notably beer, especially after a hot, difficult, long or boring activity. Cold lounging is often done with a friend and occurs in the most pleasant surroundings that can be readily located without unduly extending the hot, difficult, long or boring activity.

In verb form, cold lounge.

After battling the crowd returning from the Circuit Gilles Villeneuve, Spek and King stopped at a sidewalk cafe for some primo cold lounging.

by Gunzz December 9, 2008

cold pringle

A sexual act regarding the males scrotum dipping into the mouth of a sexual partner. To qualify as a cold pringle the person engaging in the activity must be completely naked and out in an environment with snow. The snow is mandatory.

Steve: Gee, that was a nice cold pringle
JonBenet: Yeah I know you sucked on my balls really hard

by Larencio Castiejo December 10, 2007