Premature Text-Jaculation.

When you send a text message too quickly, without thinking or without finishing the message.

I think I need "Tiger Text". I sent a text too soon. I call it "Premature Text-Jaculation."

by demonscootergirl April 10, 2010

Text zombie

Someone who wants to communicate by text rather than by phone or in person. They want to text because they feed on texts like zombies feed on brains.

This tinder guy is a text zombie. I feel so drained by all these texts like he’s trying to feast on me instead of trying to date me.

by UrbanLady!!!!! August 31, 2020

Toilet Texting

Verb
When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.

This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.

Texting guy 1. -dude, I'm toilet texting you rn

Texting guy 2. - Lol, gross 😂

by Kenzie_101 May 21, 2017

Text

I feel the place,rocked, where you reside deep inside me. I am struggling with my feeling , trying to find a place to let the hurt rest. My heart is big and wonderful and mostly pure. There is magic afoot Tempting and tempered by all that would keep us apart. I am open and I am broken as I stand before you, Teetering on my missteps while trying to fly

I poured my heart out in a text.

by Where4Rthou? April 15, 2021

Fairy Text

When you sparkle something for being funny but dark and what you see on tiktok comments like 🙊✨Teheheh✨🙈 and is said in cursive

Person 1: *watches megan is missing tiktok*
Person 1: *goes to comments section*
Person 1: Comments, OMFG megan ✨let me join you✨
Person 2: Wtf did you just type

Person 1: Fairy Text...
Person 2: Fucking weirdo

by Never.mine December 8, 2020

verbally texting

When you speak out loud what you are texting. This is a real thing that people actually do when they are typing and reading out loud what they are writing at the same time.

When you read aloud as you are typing a sentence either on your personal computer or on your cellular device. This shall be known as verbally texting!

by Ivy Martin October 16, 2013

Blue Text Syndrome

When all the most recent texts, DM’s, group chats and replies are from you and there hasn’t been a reaction or response.

Damn I just texted five people and three group chats and no one has replied yet. Came down with Blue Text Syndrome

by Socksuntershoes June 30, 2023