A male figure that is worldly known for having a 13” cock.... not only that but he is very good at his sports and you should watch out he might be in your moms bed tonight
by Any land is your land December 6, 2017
Get the Matt Mojsejmug. A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.
Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!
by Brutus the toothless May 3, 2020
Get the Matt allenmug. A character from the youtube channel eddsworld who loves himself very much and has is also very intresting
by Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh November 24, 2021
Get the Mattmug. 
by Cyounexttime March 30, 2025
Get the Matt The Gnatmug. When you go to a conference thousand’s of miles away… and you happen to go with two attractive ladies… after the first day is done, you and the two ladies agree to have dinner and drinks. One thing leads to another and the suggestion is made to go to the hot tub. So everyone goes to their hotel room to change. Colorado Matt is feeling great believes a fun night is ahead. So Colorado Matt changes into his bathing suit and just before exiting the room, he takes two viagra’s. All parties then convene at the hotel’s hot tub. Drinks are had and after a few hours, both of those attractive girls thank Matt for a fun time but state that they have to leave for the night. Colorado Matt, fully torqued.. realizes that he has a big problem, he’s alone for the night….without taking a load off. It’s now approaching 11pm and the security guard for the hotel approaches Matt and says, “hey buddy, I’m turning off the jets.” Matt then realizes that his towel is across the pool area, and in order to get over to his towel… he has to get out of the hot tub, fully torqued, and walk over to his towel. What started off as a fun night… led to a torqued night without the ability to release. That is the story of Colorado Matt.
Dude, I got Colorado Matt’ed when I was in Florida at this conference. I was so torqued but couldn’t go to bed for hours.
Brodie, how was your conference? Dude, I got Colorado Matt’ed. I thought I was in!! Little did I know that I would be closing the bar out by myself. I still have a great time though.
Brodie, how was your conference? Dude, I got Colorado Matt’ed. I thought I was in!! Little did I know that I would be closing the bar out by myself. I still have a great time though.
by Torqued Matt June 25, 2025
Get the Colorado Mattmug. Matt is a character from the fangame Dayshift at Freddy’s (DSAF) trilogy. Matt is a creepy virgin with a creepy smile that everyone hates. He will sell you anything for faztokens. Make sure to be careful around Matt as his virgin-ness is very contagious.
by CloverWes August 1, 2022
Get the Mattmug.