A small sample of gas expelled, often in a large crowd, in an effort to ensure that a larger flatulence experience can occur thereafter without detection.
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Get the Fart fruit mug.A super painful stinging fart that feels like a razor cutting through anal flesh as it’s released. Most likely due to out of control hemorrhoids.
“Hey I got tickets to go see ‘Harry Hemorrhoid and the Sharp Farts’!
“Hell yeah! They’ve got that new single out ‘Daddy’s got the Fart Needles Again!’”
“Hell yeah! They’ve got that new single out ‘Daddy’s got the Fart Needles Again!’”
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Get the fart nuke mug.The result of 48 hours or more on the keto diet will produce loose bowel movements masquerading as farts. The result being an obnoxious smell and destroyed underwear.
Aaliyah: I farted in the car last night and shit my pants.
Bertina: Are you on the Keto diet?
Aaliyah: Yes, how did you know?
Bertina: Ohhh girl, don’t you know? Never trust a keto fart.
Bertina: Are you on the Keto diet?
Aaliyah: Yes, how did you know?
Bertina: Ohhh girl, don’t you know? Never trust a keto fart.
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