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by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Shit Goblet

That van driver who almost killed me today was a real “Shit Goblet
by Aknownmouse August 28, 2025
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upper shit

When it hurts, but it is not your tummy and it is not your immediate shit - it is the upper shit.
Damn, I shouldn't have eaten that burrito, I can feel it in my upper shit. I am going to have a bad time at the toilet soon.
by DongJones November 30, 2015
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Fukka dis shit Im out

What people in Hiroshima must've thought after the bombs dropped
*smoke clears*
I donno wattafuck jus hoppin'. But I ron't really care. Imma getta fuk outta heh'
Fukka dis shit Im out.
by ThisSiteIsOlderThanMe March 7, 2016
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Shit-dicks

When things turn shit-dicks
Ahhhhh, the fucking snags a burns... shit-dicks!
by Ffsgivmeabreak October 9, 2020
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shit the bed

When you fail miserably, usually with style, on a given task. Most commonly used when you're given an advantage and/or something easy, and still manage to screw it up.
John: Boy, you really shit the bed on that one. How do you lose a 4 v 1?

Karl: You're 0 and 3, stfu.
by Harry Pero Test Ease March 18, 2021
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Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you
Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*
by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022
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