no-ass class

when someone is not tremendously blessed with cake

*a person watches someone attractive walk by, but notices the attractive person has little or no butt*

“That’s an alumni of no-ass class of ‘23.”

by Sarahsmile86 May 22, 2023

Chespeake bay clam chowder

A woman has diarrhea on a man, puts the white part up his ass, and does a white poop on her chest.

My cousin gave me an Chespeake bay clam chowder.

by Thegamerblocky June 4, 2023

Bald Bastard Classic

Where you chug a 5 hour energy, take a XO and chug a tall redbull

“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic

by iiTzXan June 26, 2023

A Nick Huston Classic

When you shit in your hands and clap while singing ITS CORN

I gave her a Nick Huston classic yesterday

by The most special special June 27, 2023

double-standardised claiming

the act of unfaithfully claiming another person while continuing to label them as a slag in response to the feeling of repeated rejection of the highest level

Soup (Tomato): Hey carrot… You’re looking real tasty today… let me have a nibble

Carrot: No - you’re literally tomato soup. Eugh.

Soup: You little slag

This is double-standardised claiming.

by zebsandmegs4ever June 28, 2023

Michael Graham Claydon

Literally the most perfect man on any planet, he is litteraly perfect Michael Graham Claydon is honestly the definition of a man written by a woman. You could say he deserves the world but he doesn't, the world is SHIT and Michael Graham Claydon deserves better than that. And on top of that, he has a PHAT ass

A: Have you seen Michael Graham Claydon?

B: No, but isn't he just great!

A: He is! I love Michael Graham Claydon

by Michael Graham Claydon enjoyer July 21, 2023

Post Electoral Clarity

A sudden friendlier atmosphere in political debates after the results of an election. More prevelant in countries with a multi-party system, where politicians have to cooperate to create government-coalitions.

Person 1: "Yeah I regret some stuff I said about Party 1 before the election, I'm happy they get along with my favourite Party 2."
Person 2: "I feel the same way man! I'm glad that i'm not the only one experiencing Post Electoral Clarity!"

by Leones1234 July 12, 2024