National Ignore Your GF Day

On May 26th, every guy or girl who has a girlfriend must ignore them the ENTIRE day, no matter what!

Josh hasn’t talked to his girlfriend all day even though she blew up his phone multiple times. Unfortunately for Josh’s girlfriend it is May 26th, which is “nation ignore your gf day”National ignore your gf day means to not talk to your gf at all the entire day of May 26th

by FB Annie May 24, 2023

Who stubbed your toe?

A question that implies someone is in a bad mood
(Toe stubbing is rhe worst pain known to mankind - if someone were to stub your toe they would be causing you great pain)

Person 1: Gosh, you’re grumpy. Who stubbed your toe? i.e. who ruined your day?
Person 2: You

by Maevaghid January 2, 2025

Your Mom

The woman who was in my bed last night.

Your mom is sooooo hot

by Bigalsbigfails April 12, 2022

national give a girl your hoodie day

novembee 23: give hoodie:)

boy 1: do you know what day it is?
boy 2: yes it’s november 23?
boy 1: no not that it’s national give a girl your hoodie day
boy2: ohhh i will dw

by ching_ch0ng.ling.l0ng November 22, 2023

national jerk your boyfriend off day

National jerk your boyfriend off day: the day to masturbate your male partner

its National jerk your boyfriend off day which means I need to drive over to my boyfriend and use my hands to stroke his dick!

by j_1234567810 June 10, 2024

who shit in your cereal

also known as "who pooped in your cereal," the word means you have a quick mood change or act angry for little to no reason. the word see's the most use in the roblox community.

A: "hey"

B: "shut the fuck up with yo ugly ass"

A: "dang who shit in your cereal?"

by Frank - CEO Of the NCR Rangers May 15, 2024

Grow your tree

Get a big FAT boner.

You have a small pp go grow your tree

by Edhunt198 May 8, 2024