Your mom

Something I do every night

Billy: Yo Briana what you doing tonight
Briana: Your mom
Billy: Wait what?

by briannnnnaaaaaaaaaaa November 23, 2021

your mom

a phrase used as a reply to dumb questions from dumb people

Person: Hey what did you eat for dinner last night?
Me: Your mom

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Your dad

he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
.

Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*

Mom: *twerks*

by Himhimherher November 24, 2021

Your Mother

Your Mother

"Ratio your mother"

by 727Sniffers November 24, 2021

Your Mom

Someone who is hotter than you.

"Your mom is kinda hot"

by Yourmomishotterthanyou November 23, 2021

up your brown

Up your ass.

Boy: "So, will you see me naked?"

Mom: "No, I'll just cut a hole in your underwears and stick the thermostat up your brown."

by ljak November 23, 2021

Smoke you in front of your girl

Blowing a guy in front of his women

I’ll smoke you in front of your girl!

by FABEJBHUNT November 23, 2021