someone who will molest you with a three thousand foot poll that come out from in between someones legs
and they will clap your booty all night long
and they will clap your booty all night long
by Walter Booty Clapper October 28, 2022
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Operation Santa Claus was a slam dunk, since the tags wouldn't be discovered until the operation was over.
by Tin Man 8 October 30, 2022
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He was eating her p##sy and his nose was rubbing her @ss, when suddenly she squeezed her cheeks and pinched his nose shut! She gave him The Jed Clampit!
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I didn't want to get my boss pregnant, so I pulled out and hit her with the ol' New England Clam Chowder. Then I came again in her face!
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Me: Did you hear about jake?
You: No. what happened?
Me: He got arrested for doing a Jeremy Clarkson tango!
You: No. what happened?
Me: He got arrested for doing a Jeremy Clarkson tango!
by Juan juenimo December 8, 2022
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