peeping dick

When you can see just the tip of the head of an uncircumcised penis poking out of the foreskin and it catches a woman or man by surprise when they first see it.

So this guy I've been talking to came over last night and we started going at it for the first time. Much to my surprise I was caught off guard when I started to blow him and was face to face with his peeping dick!

by skankweasel October 6, 2016

dick smudge

When a dick accumulates a substance on it during sex and creates a smudge when it comes into contact with something.

I was banging this girl last night and when I went to go to the bathroom this morning, there was a dick smudge in my underwear.

by Soups October 6, 2016

Dick tick

Stage 5 clinger!

Someone who won't leave you alone sexually.

Stocker, clinger, felica

Man that girl is a dick tick...
Shes been a dick tick ever since we hooked up!

by Theoriginalred September 19, 2016

shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.

Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick

by HELL_NO September 16, 2016

dick bagging

While in bed, tucking one's penis and balls in the bedsheet, thus forming a cocoon.

I really wish my husband would stop dick bagging the sheets.

by Nog's Nag September 16, 2016

dick-weak

the state or mindset of being easily manipulated through sexual/intimate acts of women; easy; submissive

He's so dick-weak; all I do is hug, kiss and ask, and I get what I want.

No wonder pussy is power, these dudes is dick-weak.

by zekespeaks17 September 13, 2016

big bad dick

when you got that half swole swinging dick that look bad bouncin and ready to pounce

snoop dogg hasa big bad dick

by penisflytrap September 12, 2016