perfumed fart

A female that is wearing entirely too much perfume or fragrance to cover an unappealing scent that originates from their ass.

Oh no, what is that smell. Florence really smells like a perfumed fart today!

by mstrdstr08 March 11, 2010

Fart Brand

The unique smell of your own fart or someone elses own fart.

I knew it was you that just farted. I could smell your fart brand.

by Michael Bennett May 13, 2008

Fart Mirage

The sensation of having to fart, without actually producing a fart.

Tiffani:I wanna fart! I thought I was going to, but I couldn't. Chris: I guess it was just a Fart Mirage.

by Jonezz Flamly April 15, 2011

fart cart

All small cars with twatish big bore exhausts.

I wish would turn the engine off on that Fart Cart while he is parked there, I cant hear the fucking telly.
selfish boy racer twat corsa show off

by vaders-love-child October 21, 2015

Litmus Fart

A small sample of gas expelled, often in a large crowd, in an effort to ensure that a larger flatulence experience can occur thereafter without detection.

Because I had sauerkraut with dinner, I had to fire up a litmus fart at the bar.

by Fart King March 1, 2017

Body Fart

A body fart occurs when two smooth bodies interlock and the gap between boobs and pectoral muscles produce a airlock which creates a fart noise.

*Two people cuddling in bed naked and tightly creating a fart noise*
Barbra: Did you just fart??
Derek: Nooo, it was just a body fart!! Smell around my ass if you don't believe me!
Barbra: Good! It was just an innocent body fart!

by tilly tilly May 12, 2014

fart nuke

A fart so loud and smelly it can cause death

His fart nukes are so bad he killed his best friend's father!

by kotawlUD February 9, 2014