for the shart

For the shart basically means the same as "for the suck", or "that sucks", however the imagry that goes along with the term "shart" adds insult to injury to make it a more effecient term to describe something unwanted, or a bad experience.

example 1---
brandon: OMG i totally tried to fart but pooped my pants at work the other day
me: dude, thats for the shart, literally.

example two---
brandon: dude, that movie was pretty bad, except for the scene with tubgirl
me: yea, it was for the shart...for sure!

by arshart November 7, 2007

Total eclipse of the shart

When you ruin a good situation by shitting yourself

There I was, getting the best head of my life when I had a total eclipse of the shart, and ended up having to beat off instead

by Thisisnot myrealname September 2, 2017

how old is trey sartorius

Trey Sartorius was born May 30 2003 (age 15). Trey Sartorius is 15 years old.

How Old Is Trey Sartorius?. The Nickelodeon star Trey Sartorius is 15 years old

by Nickelodeon Team July 28, 2018

Double barrel shart barf

When you tape a willing participant by the neck to the wall in the "wall sit" position so their face is ass height. Then you proceed to also duct tape there mouth completely shut. Next up participant #2 (must be male or the finer points are lost) steps up and sharts in their face.. causing:
Vomit
To stream
From
Both
Nostrils
And thus striking and tickling the guys balls just right while he jerks it.

Baby let's do a double barrel shart barf tonight.

by Hairyballzanga November 26, 2020

Jacob Sartorius

One who copies Caneron Dallas and has no real fans, cause he can't sing for shit.

Also known as: Ew Wtf?

1: Ew it looks like What's his name
2: you mean Jacob Saggytits?
1: yah, that one

3: DONT HATE ON JACOB SARTORIUS!

1: that's not how you say it. It's saggy-tits

by Jacob Saggytits May 25, 2016

smarties tube

the shape of a penis that is the same girth all the way along

girl: did u pull that lad?
girl 2: yeah he rammed his smarties tube deep inside me

by Ivan1989 March 10, 2008

Smarticle

Calling some one smart in a very sarcastic way. Usually it implies that the person being called 'smarticle' thinks they are brilliant, but they also think 'smarticle' is a real word.

Amy: I feed my cat dog food last night
Lizzie: *rolls eyes* Wow, your smarticle.

by roseypanda199 September 19, 2009