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Heterosexual Male Panic

A state of intense anxiety experienced by a heterosexual man, often triggered by situations or social cues that challenge his perceived masculinity or heterosexuality, potentially leading to feelings of fear, discomfort, or even panic attacks.
Straight guy John: Hey Chris!
Heterosexual Male Panic Chris: AHHHHHH *panic attack*
by BlazeInfuego March 7, 2025
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Sampi Male

Larry is such a Sampi Male, he submitted a definition for Sampi Male.
by Andy307 January 9, 2022
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Male breast feeding

When a man nuts to a child to feed it, because it is so sigma, and not a simp.
Bob: How are you man?
Tim: I Male breast feeding my child because my wife left me
Bob: So sigma
by Ilovemcminers March 17, 2024
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schingleheimen male

A true male above all. Does not care for others and will make anyone around him cum their pants instantly.
Beta 1: What is that?
Beta 2: It's a schingleheimen male! *jizzes pants*
by Grind God October 16, 2021
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Male loser epidemic

Yeah. THAT'S the problem! You're just TOO GOOD TO FUCK ME. THAT'S it. And SO MUCH SO... That I need to change my entire life... And ignore the FACT that you're just FUCKING ALL THE FAT-COCKS INDISCRIMINATELY and then fucking date you, subsidize your bitch life... Indefinitely. THAT'S the problem.
Hym "And you call it the 'Male loser epidemic.' That's the problem with society to you. Men are just not good enough to fuck you and if only we could fix that then everything would be fine. It's not you fucking fat-cocks indiscriminately and making a de facto second class citizenry. It's not that the Jews are just allowed to steal and commit genocide. The literal creator of AI is just too much not good enough to fuck you and THAT is the problem with society."
by Hym Iam August 4, 2025
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male darawish

by khatumo October 29, 2020
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lickma male

A lickma male is a species of human who's entire purpose in life is to lick their balls.
I hate John the Lickma Male.
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